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Yep. Sorry, didn't mean to imply otherwise

If Martin hadn't dogmatically stuck to a system that a 5 year old could see was doomed to failure with the quality of our squad, the conversation would also be quite different...

I know this is your go-to stock response, but (genuine question again)... Why do you seemingly appear to be happy with being annoying in the first place? If people were to accuse me of being annoying, my natural instinct would be to engage in some self-reflection as I would see being perceived as annoying as a bad character trait rather than seeing it as some kind of badge-of-honour, as you seem to do. The "just ignore me" mantra is somewhat missing the point, unless you genuinely get a buzz out of being annoying...? Excuse my amateur psychology, but I'm genuinely interested as to why it wouldn't bother someone if they're continually seen as annoying and not endeavour to be less annoying....

# Interesting first post klaxon # 🙂

Did you give the team talk today @benjii per chance? The "These are championship level players who aren't good enough to grind out results in the Premier League" brigade seem fairly quiet this evening...

Good to see the 'When you've got two accounts, leave at least 4 hours between posts when you reply to yourself' rule being implemented here. Take a bow sir!

Except we'd have got more than 20 points if we'd played like today all season...

Grinding out results with mediocre players... Who'd have thought that would ever work...? Only took 36 games for a manager to fathom it out...

You evil bastard (No offence )

I'd like to see a few trial games to see how it would pan out.

Textbook ✅

My programmer training included punched cards (true story)... Gis a job...

People who it bothers so much that they feel the need to post about such stuff on internet football forums, that's who we've become...

People that publicly declare their love to "my soulmate" and/or "my rock" on social media. FFS... You're a random pair of human beings that happen to be a good match and could have been equally happy with thousands of other people on the planet. Get a grip you soppy twats.

Yep, I'd rather SR "dither" over the next managerial appointment and get it right rather than act (too) quickly and get it wrong (again)...

You're new to this football club, aren't you...?

Anybody that's manufactured noteworthy trousers at that tender age gets my vote.

Get Scott Parker in for one season in the Championship and then replace him with Koeman after the 2026 World Cup when we're back in the Premier League season after next. European campaign the season after that. Simple. #thinkoutsidethebox

Indeed. It's really not very complicated, is it?

I'm going to need to do a new print run of Lighthouse bingo cards at this rate... "It's just the quality players, innit... Nothing else, just the quality...no other factors whatsoever, Guv" (And if that doesn't get a bite, I don't know what will...)

Some might say that loaning him out and paying some /all of his wages would be better than keeping him here...

How can that be? I thought relegated teams were almost guaranteed to be better than your average Championship side...?

Plymouth....?