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Hasn't he got this confused with the crowd control paraphernalia left over from the Pompey promotion celebration party...? Oh...

Not me. I never do insults. p.s. it's 'resort' not 'result'.... you ****ing **** **** FFS!

You forgot those that moan at people moaning...

You forgot the bit about not having to line Rupert Murdoch's pockets anymore... #everycloud

Being the first to open and use a new jar of marmite. (Also applies to a new tub of butter/spread, but not quite as rewarding as the virgin marmite experience)

I agree with Wes; there should be no rerun of the 2016 referendum. There should be a new/different referendum. (Any danger that this agreeing with each other malarkey might catch on in Saintsweb land? )

If I click on that link I first get: Then after 5 seconds it automatically redirects to: I initially thought those were squirrels in the top middle thumbnail but upon closer inspection they look more like shih tzus IMO. Shame.

People that walk out of shop doorways into a stream of pedestrians without looking. That said, 'accidentally' clattering into those that do this can be quite rewarding....

By logical extrapolation, life itself is futile in that case

"Can I get...?" It's "Can I have...?" you sub-intellectual buffoons FFS

They have a mouse, we have a squirrel. Squirrel beats mouse. #rodenttoptrumps #foreverinourshadow

Since when did Under Armour start making dresses...?

So, now the dust has settled on another Pompey stutter, where does this leave their hypocritical fan base next season with regards the Checkatrade tournament? Do they resurrect the boycott for the earlier rounds or embrace the whole tournament now that they seemingly love it?

I think this is where the esteemed Glasgow 'Saint' would introduce the momentum curve philosophy into the conversation... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur

Ralph amassed 5 points less than Spurs (for example), since he took over from Hughes. Under Ralph we were 1 point shy of being a top 10 side* (thanks a bunch Angus... )... Ergo... Assuming we improve our decidedly average squad, logic would suggest finishing 10th or higher is achievable. * "Yeah, but, Ralph said blah blah blah" © Batman 2019

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1128994/Arsenal-Manchester-City-Southampton-Joe-Aribo-Charlton-transfer-news

Just saw this 'concept kit' design on Facebook. Slick and professional looking IMO compared to what we get dished up with most seasons. Without wishing to bang on about it (because, I know, "it's only a kit FFS" blah blah blah) why is it seemingly so difficult for Saints and their kit supplier to come up with something simple and elegant like this? Oh well, soon time for Eurovision... #huzzah

Dame Edna

I was pondering earlier why the club's captain (Hojbjerg) wouldn't be involved in a photoshoot for the new kit. You'd have thought they would be first on the list to partake...? Gotta be worth a little conspiracy theory, surely...?

Good to see realistic mannequins complete with man-boobs...

It's growing on me.... slightly...

Are those diagonal grey stripes on the white panels or a trick of the light...?

Looks a bit better in a more natural pose... maybe...?

Yes. And also a different football club to the one currently playing at Fratton Park