trousers

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/how-to-cope-with-brexit-anxiety-instead-of-just-getting-really-fking-angry-20190409184515 Wise words

Got a niggling feeling about this one.... think we may slip up and lose it.... I can also see Cardiff sneaking 3 points vs Burnley too... #worstcasescenario (If this is how things pan out, at least our two-steps-forward-one-step-back approach to avoiding relegation will give the SWF doom-and-gloom brigade a final hurrah before we secure safety )

He didn't took injured in some training photos over the last few weeks either...

Looked like clear contact to me?

There aren't any trolls on this forum.

Salah easily offside

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Forster not featuring in the senior squad tonight then...

Basher

Fair point

Interesting that we're not waiting until we're 100% safe before selling season tickets for next season? Don't recall us doing that before?

To provoke people into asking why he does it...? Tick....

It's a good job I'm not a cynic or a conspiracy theorist, otherwise I might be inclined to play my "perhaps we're holding him back to avoid triggering a significant appearance payment clause in his contract" card....

Enjoy spending your winnings...

From today's pre-match press conference.... Hasenhuttl: "Lemina.... it's a pity he's not back in training again because he has still problems this week... so he made a little bit more rest this week" Hope we kept the receipt for that 'minor surgery' he had yonks ago.....

Good of Spurs to doff a cap to us in their stadium opening ceremony...

The Saints are staying up

Get in Chelsea!

Is it me or are Brighton playing a 10-0-0 formation...?

Chomp chomp chomp

Textbook

Given nothing's changed, what on Earth were they talking about for 9 hours?

(the) briefcase

Congratulations to Portsmouth Community Football Club on winning the first competition in their history. Shame none of the fans were there to see it though. #boycottthecup