Matthew Le God

As Steve Grant said in the pre-season thread... Real Madrid play Galatasaray in Istanbul the day after the Bournemouth friendly, so it might be £60 to watch the Real Madrid "reserves".

It is not Sky that are being misleading, it is this thread! Sky have a headline that a team with the nicknames "Saints" have signed a player called Wotherspoon, that is 100% correct. It just happens that it is St. Johnstone and not Southampton.

Now that is an expensive friendly! Cherries season ticket holders: Adult: £55 Concession: £40 U16: £25 Executive: £75 General sale price: Adult: £60 Concession: £45 U16: £30 Executive: £80

Keegan was the England captain and reigning European footballer of the year, Defoe well...umm... isn't.

Don't forget the puking Adrian, the puking is a top priority in all the modern sports science academic literature.

Players at Solent Uni today and tomorrow doing Vo2 max testing...

And your source for that is...?

Do you expect people to take you seriously when you continue with such utter nonsense? Its 1st July, we already have a better squad than Cardiff and signed Dejan Lovren for big money two weeks ago.

Sunderland in 1936 Unless you count the Liverpool pinstripe kits of the 1980's... In which case the most recent striped top flight winners would be Liverpool in 1984 - the year Southampton were 2nd and only 3 points behind Liverpool with Saints not wearing stripes!

Indeed they are!

Plug it into a computer USB port.

Utter nonsense. Talk us through how history is being "erased".

A journalist followed by 3 of the Saints media department.

That is a pretty standard schedule in the first week back. The VO2 max and profiling normally done over the first two days, Saints do alot of it at Solent Uni.

Nicola Cortese to copy Mike Ashley's "style" in the directors box...

http://ssl.saintsfc.co.uk/content/size-guide

They didn't last season and they won't this season.

Bedtime viewing for Glasgow_Saint... [video=youtube;j_-UZ4ADjmY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_-UZ4ADjmY

For the 2013/14 campaign "Under 21 players" will have been born on or after 1st January 1992. - Nathaniel Clyne was born on 5th April 1991 so he won't be an under 21 player next season. - Paulo Gazzaniga was born on 2nd January 1992 - so he will still be an under 21 player (just! ) This is Southampton's list after the January 2013 transfer window... Source = http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/site-content/News/publications/squad-lists/squad-lists-February-2013.pdf

"Worth the two hour wait" - Really? He could have waited until tomorrow and stroll into the shop and get it with no waiting. Even later this afternoon the queue will disappear.

Why do you think that? For a £12m signing in the Premier League to be on under £40k p/w would be surprising.

Read the thread title and opening post to yourself word for word, it makes no sense. Exactly!