VectisSaint

Don't think Pards hates West Ham, 3 years their manager... He may not think of them as the dogs ****** but he had some good times there. Probably hates Man U though, as he comes from the wrong part of London to be a Man U supporter He does have a score to settle though, the 1990 Cup Final.

Even though he built that spirit up for the first four years, along with his good friend, the other massively important person no longer with us.

Gorman and Dodd (the well known comedy duo, no not Dave and Ken) and also Dean Wilkins. SCW was never a manager anywhere (of an association football club), not even the Maidenhead under 9s. He had also departed the scene before SKD signed.

Suspect he'll be on the pitch for kick-off, then immediately go off for a ****, and not come back on

No need to wander (or even wonder). Last season the Retained and Released Lists for PL clubs were announced on 10th June.

We only played 23 games this season that could have featured on Match of the Day (Saturday or Sunday 15th May). Most of the matches we played on Sundays would have been against "top" teams and more likely we would have featured higher (not because of us but because of who we were playing). To quote Mark Hughes in that article: But we don't really bother too much about it - and I think people probably watch other football shows these days anyway, so don't read too much significance into it. Do people honestly care about MOTD these days?

Tim Krul, possibly Wijnaldum. No-one else thank you.

Perhaps Kelv realised that Fox was not even good enough to make it into the Promotions XI and didn't want to risk some embarrassing defensive blunders (whilst admitting that he was half decent going forward). If Chris Perry qualifies (played in the JPT but not in promotions) then so does Michail Antonio. Equally Papa Waigo and Simon Gillett?

No, an indirect free-kick as always if he touches the ball twice before any other player. The only small (one word) change is that the ball no longer has to go forward. The old Law 8 read: "the ball is in play when it is kicked and moves forward" The New Law 8 reads: "the ball is in play when it is kicked and clearly moves"

Theo left Saints before Kelvin joined in 2006 (hard to believe it was that long ago). Why would he be involved? Although knowing him he would have been if asked. Ox is injured so wouldn't be able to play. Shaw is injured, and only ever played in one FA Cup game in a promotion season. Chambers never played for the first team until we were in the Premier League, so doesn't qualify for Promotions XI. Pity that one or two others who were here, such as David Connolly are not participating, and the absence of Guly is a real blow and is probably having a major impact on ticket sales.

When did the Club say he was doing a Twitter? "after the Palace game", doesn't mean at 5 o'clock on Sunday. Ronald said clearly it was a week until he goes on holiday, plenty of time (he said).

Would probably be better if he was against him, Fox would never get near him. Best he would do would be standing, watching, hands on hips as Puncheon scores after Fox ****s up again.

Maybe. Then of course he may not be included tomorrow night if LVG plays the youth.

and Jordan Turnbull.

OK, so clearly you have no idea about home-trained rules for UEFA competitions. Having checked we do have Jack Stephens, Jordan Turnbull and Dom Gape who will not be u21 next season. So that would be 5, only 4 needed for UEFA, assuming we qualify of course, so guessing Issy will likely be on his way.

We only have jwp otherwise.

In this case Liverpool will go through because they are the greatest team in history, have the bestest fans outside of Pompey and because Stevie G used to play for them. Do you know nothing?

Looks like he is set for his 2nd Wembley appearance of the season, and his third in 3 years (2 winners medals in the JPT and Tykes 3-0 up after 1st leg of play-off SF). Wonder what will happen to him next season, if we qualify for Europe again will we keep him to bolster our home trained numbers? He didn't qualify as an u21 this season, so effectively will be an u23 next. 2 appearances for Saints so far, doesn't seem like he is ever going to break through.

It would take some serious global warming to get Yeovil on the coast

Stoke have been rubbish since Butland got injured.

Not forgetting of course that a good number who could be in that squad/the Euro 2017 squad are already in the senior England squad (or would be if they weren't injured), Alli, Dier, Shaw, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Berahino, Rashford, Stones, Sterling...

One lucky fan will win a once in a lifetime trip to go to Baltimore oh and bring home the new kit, week commencing 20th June. So likely end June.

They will be banned from Upton Park for life.

Seriously doubt that he was really their main target. 18 year old with 24 appearances in Portuguese top league, come off it. They might have been after him, but they have bigger fish to fry in terms of their re-building for next season.

Has it? We seem to still have one, might not be down to the pitches, but the cold weather and rain playing havoc with his coiffure.