Saint_Ash

I like the idea of Chelsea giving us Luis for Toby, just don't tell A.Madrid!

That is ridiculous. Keith was lacking in a sense of humour though.

Comedy gold.

Yep. Hopefully Austin and his agent can see past the pound signs

I've a feeling Austin will be heading to Chelsea to keep up their homegrown quota. He'll be a bit part player but fill out his walled and still play a fair bit due to the amount of games they play and that costa and falcao are easily injured

Great planner, cheers.

That's your opinion because he never told you that

If I start a thread about Bale coming back can you sticky it for please? Thanks!

Tempting fate making it a sticky!

If clyne doesn't want to commit I'd take 12-15m and move him on. I'd be disappointed with him going to Liverpool though as he's said he wants champs league football and Liverpool don't offer that.

oh be quiet

Nice one!

Get some inside info and become "ITK"

Probably, be good for the neutral but those of us with tickets it's a bit annoying, prefer the away games to be televised.

Because it hasn't been completed today or heard something from the club or some twitter musings?

- Or Toby

Gomez is mainly played as a centre back though isn't he? Could be a great signing if we have an understudy to right back and centre back. Being looked at by some top teams though so be surprised if it happens.

Ju-an-mi are meant to be, walking free, in harmony... This Cedric is signing at some point in the future, if it happens can I come back and smugly quote this and say I'm ITK?

Again it seems like we might have another good deal on our hands!

Damn, that's the weekend of my wife's birthday, usually we go away, I'm not missing this though so I have a few months to prepare for the fight!!

I think they are which would be pretty strange with no actual managerial experience other than being Hodgson's number 2. I do like Neville though, excellent knowledge of the game. I also wouldn't be adverse to Pardew being the manager, I like him and think he could do well.

Nice fixtures. Annoying we're away again for the first game of the season but pleased we're at home for the last game. Arse on 26th December is great and I can also have a lie in at new year. There's only one time where we play any of the top 4 back to back - Man U and Arse both away on 23rd Jan and 2nd Feb respectively and there's still over a week between the game. Obviously it won't be easy as it never is, we'll probably lose a winnable game before a top 4 side on the face of it the fixtures look decent