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Stick a memo on everyones desk/pidgeon hole saying they can't get paid next months wages unless they phone XXXXXXXX and confirm their passport and NI number, due to new EU employment rules. Then put the name and number of a woman on a sex chat line at the bottom.

I have to say this guy sounds a lot like another of George Weah's cousins if I'm honnest. We can only pray he is the middle man to some mystery Sheikh.

Whatever your oppinions of his private life, and let's be honnest there are many "experts" who've never met him, he was one of thegreatest musicians in history. I wonder how many Jacko songs will make it into next weeks UK Top 40. RIP

Haven't seen it yet, will have to watch the repeat tomorrow night. Saw a clip of Schumi dressed as the stig. Cringeworthy piece of television. They should have just had him in the Fxx as himself, interviewed him, then stuck him in a Liana. And get Coulthard and Brundle in the Liana too, now they work for the Beeb.

Everyone always says that, but I just don't get why. MC has a decent mix of long fast curves, like 1 and 2, and short tight curves. The hairpin at the end of the straight (turn 3 I think) used to be the best overtaking spot on the calendar too (Along with Turn 1 at Sao Paulo and Malmedy and the bus stop at Spa). I remember DC giving Schumi the middle finger there in 2000 as he tried to get past. After a cracking battle he got through, followed by Mika and Schumi's engine blew up. There was also Frenzens win in the rain in '99 for Jordan. I know most races are hardly riviting, but they are usually better than the borefests at Hungary, Barcelona and Monte Carlo. Mike, I'd tend to agree, although I'd probably take Turkey third over Magny Cours from that lot. If any of the new circuits need to go then it's Valencia or Marina Bay for me.

Took up heroin at half time in the Bristol City match at SMS last season. Was alright, a bit more-ish though.

Skippy was a kangaroo. Learn your marsupials.

Can we keep this love in to the PM system please.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8118257.stm

Worst capped player? Imants Bleidelis or Kleber Challa.

Don't care if there's one man and his dog (woof!) in the stands, Turkey is a decent track IMO. Sort of. Only got back from Marseille at 10pm last night, replied to this thread after watching the grand prix on the plus box and Flavio was still on about the breakaway. Before I read the news about the agreement. I was expecting the takeover to be all done and dusted too. Guess I should have known better.

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Try 5 and a half. Amazing to thing a player could become legendary based on 1 1/2 years playing for a club. Top player though, we really missed ever since the injury. Only Davies has come close to replacing him. Not exactly surprise of the century he has retired, but all the best anyway Killer.

Kevin Davies (the first time)

Would be great if FOTA brought back tracks from the past like Montreal, Buenos Aires Magny Cours and er... Silverstone. MUST keep Spa and they would need Suzuka on the calendar every year too. And get rid of Hungary FFS!

My favourite has to be Bill Bailey. Can't believe he hasn't even been mentioned yet. If anyone has seen his Tinselworm show, the part where he talks about having the Pink Panther tune as the national anthem, at the opening ceremony of the olympics, absolutely had me in stitches. The whole DVD is brilliant, as is Part Troll and his appearances on QI and NMTB. Also like Peter Kay, Franky Boyle, Jason Manford and Jimmy Carr. Type "Franky Boyle Diana" into youtube and watch the Mock The Week clip that comes up. As for the ones I can't stand: Alan Carr - Just so irritatingly camp it gets under my skin and they don't make water hot enough to get it off. Russell Brand - It seems a lot of women find him "funny" when what they really have in mind is some bizarre sexual fantasy. The guy is a brainless attention seeking f**kwit. Michael McIntyre - I just don't see the attraction. Some of his material is passable, but is delivery is just dreadful. Always laughing and grinning smugly at his own jokes and making a big deal out of things which just aren't funny. Jo Brand - Complete one trick pony.

I don't follow any of the qualys outside of Europe, but is there any chance of Iran still going through?

I am me. Well exciting.

...but weren't. For me the last game at the Dell and Saints against Norwich in '05.

Good player, worth half of that.

We got a late winner and Hull got a late equaliser, which made CCC survival suddenly a lot more difficult. When the Hull score was announced after FT all the Saints fans cheered and the Leeds fans went nuts, chucking bottles into the Itchen.

Bradley, off please be f**king.

Favourite sending off would have to be Campbell for bringing down Tinman in 2002. Beatts scored the resultant penalty, Tinman scored with his todger and we won 3-2. A close second would be Diomansy Kamara tripping over his own feet for Pompey in the cup. Lying on the floor he picked up the ball, expecting a free kick and the ref gave him a second yellow for deliberate hand ball. What a spanner. Favourite Saints sending off would have to be Tahar breaking Dyer in half.

I'd rather let Newcastle keep Shearer and Dowie, then watch their reaction when they don't get promoted.

Why, could you see up his shorts?