SuperMikey

Manly hugs and headbutts.

See he retweeted Albin Ekdal - wonder if he could persuade Nicola to stump up for him as well? Fantastic player, our midfield with him in it would be incredible..

Well, I rate Martin. Unfortunately if we're going to be bringing in players like Astori then Aaron's days are numbered here. Will be a good Champ CB in a few years though.

Fúck going to that then. Should've rearranged it when they knew they were going to the CWC.

Boruc only got dropped because of that ridiculous water bottle incident, otherwise I think he would've been given a much longer run in the team.

Danny Fox and Frazer Richardson..

Butland's been all over the shop this season, he's got potential but definitely not good enough for us atm.

Cork for me, shored us up and gives us real bite in the midfield. Works "ever so hard" as well.

Are you comfortable on that bandwagon Charlie? Try not to sit there for too long, you'll get piles. Fact of the matter is that I can't really think of a game this season where Guly's been as awful as people say he is. He's put in some great performances and covered a hell of a lot of ground too. He may be unlucky not to have scored (having some very good long range efforts saved over the last few games), but it will come. You can tell he's looking more confident and he adds flair and quality to the team.

What was he supposed to do, burst into tears?! Fúck me. Chris Baird smoked and he won POTY for us before. As long as you keep your fitness levels up, what does it matter? And as for the drinking, he's Polish.

Donavon plays up top or in the hole, think we've got loads of options there. Need a winger really, doubt he'd want to come here to play out of position.

He's a fúcking loon but he'll come good. Bit rusty today at the start but very solid second half. Kicking's never been his forte, but he's got a hell of a throw on him which is probably more useful than just a hoof tbh.

Oh yeah, Wilshere is a cheating cúnt and a gobshíte and Gaston's goal should've stood. Lawro was spot on with that one, I have to say.

Cork, Yoshi and Davis immense today. Boruc ended the match looking solid as well, despite his, er, "shaky" start. Thought Guly was very good as well. Nice to see Theo and Alex getting a good reception from us as well, they've been nothing but respectful towards us since they left and have developed into great players.

Claudia Winkleman But only because i'm planning on killing her.

Ramirez is useless wide left. People have a go at Lallana for not giving Shaw enough cover, but Ramirez spends all of his time wandering around the outside of the box when he plays wide.

Would love a point from this one, but Arsenal are shít hot at the moment so not holding out much hope. -----------------------BORUC---------------------- CLYNE-------FONTE-------MAYA-------SHAW ------------MORGAN-------CORK--------------- PUNCH-----------RAMIREZ--------------GULY ---------------------LAMBERT-------------------- Subs: Davis, Richardson, Hooiveld, S.Davis, JWP, Rodriguez, Lee

Yup, several weeks ago. Think both English and French FA agreed that the ban would count in the French league as well so he missed the first few months of the season. Playing well by all accounts though, important player for OM.

Everyone knows they already own him, they're just loaning him to us until they see fit to recall him...

That would be a fantastic signing. Although if Fulham want him then maybe we could nab Stockdale off them?

Only really been doing away games since the start of the season, but this is my total so far: Brentford Millwall Crystal Palace Reading Man City Everton West Ham QPR Arsenal In the next few weeks i'll be at Chelsea, Wigan and Man Utd as well, so a few more ticked off the list.

Morgan had the highest number of interceptions in the league earlier in the season, not sure if he still holds that record now but he got that record without getting banned from yellow cards or getting sent off. Same for Cork, who must have a very good rate of tackles and interceptions since he's been in the side. You can be aggressive and not pick up cards, it's called "playing good football".

Widdecombe's a virgin though isn't she? Through choice I might add. Think Saville was too.

He's been on the bench for Reading, Sunderland, Fulham and again today. Surely if there had been a falling out meaning he'd never play for us again, we would've cancelled his contract rather than pay his wages for the rest of the year? Very odd. Either way Nigel has to play Boruc against Arsenal, with the way they destroyed Newcastle today we need experience in goal, but i'm afraid Kelvin's just not up to it now.

In: Will Buckley Liam Trotter Curtis Davies Out: Mayuka (loan after ACON) Gazzaniga (loan until end of season) De Ridder