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Another question from the same interview: Q: What's the most famous name you've got on your phone? A: Nokia.

You've obviously got a lot of time on your hands today Mr Mash. Why don't you do something constructive like read a book or call your parents?

Careful, him and his boys will iron you out mush.

I was really up for this until I saw how much the fûcking tickets were! About £45..

Simply put, drugs are an industry whether they're legal or not. Make them legal and you can control their quality, pricing and consumption to a greater extent than if they were to remain illegal. Some look at cannabis in particular as a missed opportunity for tax and job creation, whereas others see it as a national health risk and something that should be illegal. I came back from a long weekend in Amsterdam on Monday, and it's clear that cannabis is big industry there. Dozens of coffee shops in each area serving dozens of customers each hour. If you think how our high-streets are looking at the moment with every other unit abandoned or close to closing, new business like coffeeshops could revolutionise certain local economies. Obviously you can't ignore the side effects of the drug, the mental health issues and complications to respiratory conditions. These are all things to take into account when this argument comes up. I don't buy the "gateway drug" argument personally. I think it's more down to choice and restraint. I've been using cannabis for the last 3 or 4 years and have not used any other form of narcotic, despite several opportunities to do so. I have several friends in the same boat. I do know people that have suffered from cannabis abuse in a mental health capacity, but I don't know of anybody in my life or that of anyone I know having developed a serious addiction to a very dangerous drug like heroin purely because of their pre-disposition to cannabis use. Like anything, there are other causes and reasons to hard drug abuse.

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You truly are the chosen one.

Casa Rosso is €40 without drinks now! Weird experience definitely. Ended up spending most days in coffee shops or walking round. Had a great time (and birthday) though!

Going for a long weekend with some mates on Thursday. Where's good? We're staying near Dam Square, in Jordaan. Pretty central location which we're pleased with. We're planning on visiting a fair few coffee shops, as well as a few theatres. Casa Rosso comes highly recommended apparently.

Meh. Take one part Beirut, one part Slow Club and one part Mumford, blend it up and you get the pure averageness of this band. It's quite a catchy tune, but that style of folky, quirky music is so de rigeur now that you've got to produce something special to stand out.

Preach brotha!

My Stone Island gear was in the wash.

He was level but he was closer to being definitely offside than being definitely onside.

I dressed up as the Honey Monster for the QPR game. Problem?

Shaw Clyne Ward-Prowse Cork Lallana Lambert Rodriguez These guys all have the ability/potential to be England players. We've got the likes of Stephens, Chambers etc yet to break into the first team yet as well.

About a month ago I was enjoying a late-night cigarette outside my front door after coming back from a late shift. Noticed a bloke slowly walking up the other side of the street, looking into every car and trying a few of the doors. I watched him for a minute until he was opposite, and thinking he'd maybe had a bit to drink and forgotten where he'd left his car, asked him if he needed any help. He looked up at me and bolted straight away. I only realised then what he was doing. As for me i've never been burgled, but I did come back from visiting the family last summer to see that the house next door had been completely turned over. Plant pots tipped over the house, TV gone, laptops gone, the lot. Even took the remote for the telly! That prompted a few sleepless nights for me listening out for noises in the house (other housemates were away at that point).

I can't pretend i'm not disappointed to have not been nominated yet.

I interviewed Trevor Lock earlier this year. Nice bloke, much funnier than he got any credit for on the show. Russell said they might be all getting back together to do some more shows this year!

Haven't seen that, i'll be sure to check it out. Earliest stuff of his i've seen was in Spaced and Look Around You. Love his sketch show too, really funny. Why it wasn't commissioned for a second series is beyond me, but I guess it had more of a cult appeal as opposed to being a populist hit. "LIMPY'S GOT CAAAAANNCEEERRRRR!"

Thank fückety fück for that.

We can't loan any players until.Jan unless it's an "emergency loan" though...

Apparently they're going to be introducing a "much loved" character from the comics into the TV show soon. Whispers say it's going to be Tyreese. I'd like that, although it would mess up his storyline a bit.

I love Peter and when I found out he was going to be on the podcast I was really excited. Unfortunately that excitement was a bit misguided. Love the Nick Frost one, talking about rods...ahh, memories.

And what's your offer to make the Sandler movie? I was thinking we need at least £60m. Sandler will insist on Rob Schneider making an appearance too, perhaps he can play the Principal?

The Clarkson Identity Jeremy Clarkson is betrayed his colleagues and is a wanted man. Constantly persued by his Top Gear cohorts and several thousand striking public sector workers, Clarkson has to survive against the odds to clear his name. He also drives some cars really fast in it. Scope for possible sequels/prequels/spin-offs. The Shooter Adam Sandler plays a loveable slacker with a heart of gold. He is deeply in love with the girl who lives next door to him, a high-school student called Natalie. Natalie is an outsider in her school, constantly teased and picked on because of her freakishly large nipples. After a period of wooing, Natalie agrees to go on a date with Adam Sandler, but with one catch: he has to go to her school and shoot as many of her fellow students as possible! Much japes occurr, including a hilarious montage in which Sandler slaughters the fat kids who can't run away fast enough. In the last scene, Sandler and Natalie make love on a pile of bodies in the cafeteria before the police burst in and blow Sandler's brains out. Beep Beep Willem Dafoe plays the manager of a small-town supermarket accused of paedophilia. He is cleared of these allegations, but the townsfolk still regard him oddly. His wife divorces him, taking the children with her. Willem quits his job and sets off on a spiritual quest to "find himself". He travels all over Eastern Asia, where a wise Buddhist monk tells him that his true calling in life is to be the greatest paedophile that there has ever been. Moving back to America some years later, Willem sets up a small independent Leather shop in his small town. His jackets are a hit with the locals, but a spate of disappearances of the local children leads the Sheriff (Timothy Olyphant) to discover the sinister link between Willem's successful Leather shop and the disappearing children.