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Swanny on, takes wicket in his first over. AGAIN.

wow, 2 wickets already

I'll be guarding it 24/7

to the tune of the Ronaldo song. he dodged to the left he dodged to the riiiiiiiiiight he got shot in the backside and now he cant shyte

But this pensioner was deliberately flaunting his wealth by buying petrol in front of this poor individual who probably hadn't been provided with enough fags by the Social. The poor lad was probably stressed and needed a lift into town to shop lift from Primark in order to raise enough money for food for his dog, Tyson. I hope this case highlights this poor creatures circumstances and he gets provided with a nice new flat for him and his 16 year old pregnant girlfriend and the 4 kids.

rain please

Justin Lee Collins did this for a few things for a SKY Show,,, darts , diving and bowling to name three. Although he only did a couple of weeks training for each activity. He didn't get very far.

Wile E. Coyote could be brought in , just to create a bit of havoc during the race. Nothing would ever work, but it's just adds to the entertainment.

What's wrong with Chesney, Very under rated Singer/song writer, Probably one of the UKs greatest in the last 20 years or so.

Would that be the non-football matter of a football club owner paying his football club manager a cut of fees due to a transfer (probably) between two football clubs of a football player. I see.

Don't know why he got the job in the first place. I would pssss myself if Tony Adams gets the job next

But he could be 30 metres tall but stood far away

i thought it was 2010

Lester Piggott got 3 years.. And he was a Sir at the time. But you know 'Arry would have been on the phone to all his media mates all afternoon, giving them soundbites. He will be potrayed as an angel in tomorrows press.

A person guilty of the offence is liable, on summary conviction, to imprisonment for a maximum of six months or to a fine not exceeding the statutory maximum or both and on conviction on indictment, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding seven years or both. :smt023:smt039:prayer::prayer::prayer:

LOL, tip of the iceberg f'sure

to the Tower with him.....

No way... he is the last person you would suspect of doing that!

Went Skiing once in Bulgaria. Hated it. Nearly killed myself on the slopes due to a mixture of alcohol , no sleep and the complete inability to ski. Then nearly got shot in the evening by mad Bulgarian mafia who didn't like us getting frisky with the cheap bulgarian whores. Even the taxi drivers had pistols on their dashboards.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/8458975.stm Saw it in The SUn this morning, Good Idea I reckon, but not sure how it would work. It would have to be 100% safe for a car to suddenly veer off track and rejoin later .

Run Jonny - run Jonny - Run! Run! Run! Run Jonny - run Jonny - Run! Run! Run! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Goes the gansters gun. Run, Jonny, run, Jonny, run. Run Jonny - run Jonny- Run! Run! Run!

he's got got a bullet ( He's got a bullet ) He's got a bullet in his arse Ostemobor has got a bullet he's got a bullet in his arse

Didn't he get shot in the arse once. gangster.

Liverpool: Cavalieri, Degen, Carragher, Agger, Insua, Lucas, Aquilani, Kuyt, Gerrard, Benayoun, Torres. Subs: Gulacsi, Aurelio, Babel, Ngog, Spearing, Skrtel, Pacheco Supposed to be one of the biggest clubs in the world. That squad is shyte.

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