Guan 2.0

Welcome to the future, and how rosy it looks for Portsmouth! 'Cagey' doesn't do it justice: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8890333.stm

You don't have to pay all the tax you should have to, to the tune of millions. But don't worry, you still have the CVA you can't service to fulfil, and your next dodgy owner in the wings. Plus, it used to be us just hat disliked you, with the rest of the counrty taking you into their hearts as Plucky little pompey. But now, everyone hates you, as the public had money stolen from the public purse to fund your phony FA cup triumph. But don't worry. We still hate you the most. : )

Uncle Avram's motto.

Thanks, much Appreciated. I'm surprised to see that everything's more or less the same, though haven't been to Yuzo in it's current incarnation, or vistied the Trago Lounge, so I will try those out. Do you know if the place with the rooftop ****tail bar near Bedford place is still going? I can't remember the name, it changed around 4 years ago I think.

I did both. As reported above, Girls like it if you can. Most girls who can ride are goers and flexible. Which means if you're heading down to the stables, it's feasible to get two completely different experiences of feeding the horse.

I'd like to expand upon the original Question. I've been at University in Liverpool for the last 3 years, and thanks to the cracking nightlife up there, I've lost my feel for the nightlife down here. Can anybody reccoemnd any 'good' Bars and Clubs (I know it's a loose term, but basically not Pikon and/or darts and farts places) in Winchester and Southampton? BTW, anything in the last 3 years that has sprung up will be 'new' to me.

Drugged, raped and sodomised. Classy guy. Would have been happy to see him flown back to the USA, tbh..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1LOm4_JFMc

Ian Hislop is the editor of Private Eye, which makes it its business to root out lies, corruption and general bad practice that goes against the pledge of ALL political parties to do the best for britain. This is achieved through detailed study, whistle-blowers and True investigative Journalism. Jeremy Clarkson is a ****, who engages in dickery, and spouts dickish thoughts in his columns, for the sake of entertaining dicks, and making profit off the back of his ****-headedness. HTH.

Usually in Liverpool at uni, but off for half term, and trying to go to the game tomorrow. Trying to buy 3 tickets online, but when i go to register, it asks me for a customer number. I don't have one. That's why I'm trying to register...

4-4-f'kin 2 while there's still time...

Anybody know how Wycombe are getting on?

This is why, post match, when there has been reports of trouble, and certain posters try and pie off any criticism of those involved by saying things like "just stay home and drink tea/knit with your missus if you can't handle football, hurh hurh hurh, i'm a blokey bloke", it makes me wonder just how short-sighted some of our fans can be. That and the perception that football and Violence have to go hand in hand, and anything else is beyond the scope of human comprehension...

One of the only times being a Saints fan in Liverpool comes in handy... 1-2 to us I feel. Pay on the gate, happy times!

Surely Pompey can make some money off of this? Maybe film rights would sort them. Portsmouth City Football Club in: 'Carry on trading' Full of right Tits and Arses, all trying and convince a judge they're not insolvent. See Wideboy 'Storrie Teller' try and seduce the Judge into letting them off through brown envelopes and winking. And Laugh time and time again as the spectral figure of mysterious 'Al Mirage' possess his subordinates to announce he has the money necessary to save the club...as the gasping courtroom looks on... Only to finish his sentance with "... from the £90,000 creditor, leading to deflation and maniacal ringing from the club's 1 remaining fan, Rastafarian John Bell-end W******d. At the conclusion, a steady stream of Busty electricians, office employees and St Johns Ambulance workers invade the courtroom, and chase the Directors around the chambers with oversized rolled up bills, Benny Hill style. Then Fratton Park collapses due to lack of Interest. Fín.

Anyone have the relevant emails of the echo/national journo's who could clarify this? All in the interests of research purposes of course...

Translation: "Can we break the rules even further? We might be able to give you money and everything. It's just that in the likely event that we can't, we want to have passed the liability onto some easy mark". Hard to tell whether HMRC will go for this, seeing as Pompey have only payed up when being forced to thus far, and even then fought it at every stage...

Grant, Grant, wherever you may be, You Pay for sex with Thai Ladies It could be worse, at least they've got money And they're not stuck in the bottom 3

+1. Do it.

Keeping in the vein of dealing a blow to cup teams who impede our progress, how much for a cheeky late bid for Beckford?

PW Antonio-Morgan----Lallana-Holmes Butler Giving Lambert a rest, or a chance to come on with papa as a double impact sub.

Listening to the Brentford commentary, Benard's miss sounds even worse! Interestingly, they doubt they have 2 goals in them for the second half. They also scream like ox's when The bees nearly score!

With their unorthodox (no pun intended) management team, surely the image below would act as the perfect theme?