Crouchie's Lawyer

Agreed but how bloody long does it take to fax over a copy of the bank statement?!

I have looked everywhere on ebay for sofa arm guards (which led me to the claw covers) but couldnt find them. With reference to you saying they are not right, have you tried them, or is it just an opinion? Yes we have a scratching post, but the cats favour our wash basket and sofa. The scratching post is not big enough as they stretch when they scratch. Yes you do have to press their paws, however the sheath/cover does not interfere with their normal retraction or extention of their claws. This is the site I was looking at and as I mentioned above, although im sure they wouldnt put anything bad about them on their site. It seems to be sensible what they are saying? http://www.spuk.com/faq.asp

That or his money is drying up because people just aren't buying enough guns!

I saw them on Dragons Den a while ago. They were rubbished but I cant help but think this may have been the one which got away from the Dragons. On the face of it they seem very successful having sold 50 million sets since they were invented in 1990's (or so). At first I didnt think they were fair to cover the claws of the cats, and on outdoor cats my view still stands. However we have indoor cats and they have mutilated out wash bin and our sofa arm. We have recently got a new sofa and im now considering using these claw covers to stop the cats from scratching the sheet out of this sofa. Has anyone ever tried them? If so, what are they like? The site says the cats dont mind, but they would hardly say cats hate them!

I won £14 on the Euromillions at the beggining of September and decided to reinvest it into the Saturday draw with the logic that with 14 lines hopefully I may get £20 and the re-investing could continue until I won the jackpot. I got f all in the sat draw

Without sounding a little selfish it didnt cause her a problem did it? Its not as if the dog is a ware-dog and she was walking it in a full moon. The worse that could happen is your dog fathers a few little pup's, however that would be her problem and not yours. You cant stop taking the dog out just because its in season and in all fairness if it were on a lead, it couldnt of run that far?

Juan

I have been in Cage Buggies before, not sure if they are the same as a Dune Buggy? They are essentially a go kart with a roll cage over the top and go alot faster. I would say they went about 35-40 MPH and was in the Marwell Zoo Activity bit. I enjoyed it and thought they were a laugh

This was the line which sums you up best Sgobby. Your 'ner ner ner ner ner' attitude makes you feel you thinking your right because we defeat a team who were a division below us last year (scoring a penalty and own goal to boot) equals 3 valuable points for the team. I personally would love nothing more than being proved wrong week in week out and Saints picking up points left right and centre. I fear you however, would rather be proved right to get the attention you so crave than see Saints succeed. This is why you are very similar to Lowe IMO. I wouldnt be surprised to find out you are employed in a position by a certain Mr Lowe along with the other Troll Sundance. Your obsession for him is a lot more stalker esk than a lot of blokes thoughts towards Kelly Brook!

Where did you go on Fri night? Or were you getting drunk alone?!

He did mention this on a thread too

Probably, but its surprising how many people think that this would solve the issue!

Or to make any kind of difference to their £60m wage bill each year!

Printing more money deflates the value of the money. Russia back in tut olden days tried to employ this trick and it got to the point where there was so much money, it was actually cheaper to wipe your a$$ with notes than go out and buy toilet roll. People were walking down the road with wheelbarrows full of cash just to buy a pack of fags! The reason is because if more people had more money, we would be spending more on things. Eg I have £10 I can buy 10 sweets. I have £100 I can buy £100 sweets. With demand becoming more popular, supply is stretched so prices go up.

I personally dont think they will fill a new stadium to the extent that will balance the books, with a wage bill like that, they will be needing to fill a 40,000 stadium every home game. This (contary to what Eyes K8, Corp, Pes and that Mong' fella will say) will not happen. They wont double their fan base willing to go to games over night.

I misread the original post you snotslug and consequently listed all places you can go for a 'lads beery holiday' which I could think of. They were not exactly where I would go, or have been. Just suggestions.

WOMEN - Know your limits

I cannot grasp why anyone would want to buy Pompey? If their wage structure is 95% of their turnover then surely there is NO profit to be made? Infact, you will need to invest in a hell of a lot (Stadium for example, along with training facilities which are Prem (not Tyro) standard, Youth Facilities etc). They are going to need a billionaire who is litterally willing to throw their money away. There are not a lot of these in the world, as most people who have earnt that kind of money, have done so by not throwing money at dead non profit projects! FWIW, if I were a gagillionaire, I would buy a smaller team like Bournemouth and have a lot more fun getting them up through the leagues a la Fulham style!

You went out Fri night too then?

Am I reading this right? Stevo suggests you buy Nuts (Im guessing he is referring to the magazine) and you say you have ther real thing even more? So you get real nuts (I only hope you are referring to peanuts) lots?

Tis the Diesel advert yes (I thought you meant the aftershave!) Very funny though. I like the skittles and the phone ones

I saw one on the IOW for a Wayne Card building contractor. I did take a picture of it, but its on my old phone somewhere so cant find it. I have since tried to goggle it but again couldnt find it.

I didnt win, not a sausage from my 4 tickets!

Only having 2 days off per 5 days working. Should be the other way around!

What underwear (if any?) is she posing in and what position? I will painstakingly trawl through all 366 'real girl' pictures if I have to. The things I do for this forearm! Thats presuming she is in the real girl section? Or is she in another section with an interview etc?