the saint in winchester

So we should close this deal now before Everton have money in the bank! And parade him to the fans on the pitch before the game on Saturday! Rub Everton's nose in it!

Stek Cedric - Fonte - Yoshida - Targett Wanyama - Clasie Tadic - Mane - (TBA) Pelle

Good good. Every time Lawro says we will lose, so we win. 0-2. Pelle Mane.

Yeah, good first 5 minutes ended the tie as a contest, if the first leg didn't already. We weren't tested and move on Those that cause concern : JWP, Davis, Tadic are passengers. Not contributing. Let's get a real winger in. Serge Gnabry, before West Brom sign him. We are just too narrow, need to use the width of the pitch.

My "ready for download" prompt popped up last night so I clicked to upgrade. Mamma Mia, it takes about 3 hours to install, so don't sit there watching it, even though that is what the screen message calls on you do to. Go watch a movie or a match on the TV! As Puckett suggests above, it turns the laptop off and back on a number of times, so wait until you get the home screen up. Then you have to configure it, but that is screen message driven too. Is it any good? Don't know yet. I started the download/install at 9pm, so it didn't finish until midnight, and then I just switched off and went to the land of nod.

I'm confident a bid around £10M will secure the player. I understand his head is already in Southampton .... even if his body is currently in Baku.

BBC Gossip page for Wed suggests we are readying to offer a contract now despite Vic having two years left! Wow, I've only got 3 months left on my contract at work and my employer hasn't opened negotiations yet. Maybe I should be worried.

County Arms, by the hospital. The Exchange, Southgate Street If all else fails, my house @ Badger Farm

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Great, thanks for the translation. We have IE here in the office and can't download any software, even updates to existing software, so I can't use Chrome.

It's in Dutch, so can you give us a headline in English - ta.

Based on your definitions, a slacker. Sly poster who should do more work but keeps checking on here to see if anything new posted, yet seems to be in-fighting and correcting each other's spelling.

Also libellous. I'm not sure some of you are remembering properly. He appears on the legends banner for good reason. One of the top 10 players I have seen play for us in the 50 years I have watched us. Are some of you teenagers? You don't seem to recall anything more than two years ago or certainly have respect for it.

Sounds libellous.

How about we talk about the 25 man squad rather than the entymology of words like rota, roster etc?

How disrespectful. The guy is a legend. He should be playing regularly to stop himself siezing up (I know from experience). He has to go wherever he gets an offer to play. And if I had my way it would be back at St Mary's, covering Pelle, and playing in some cup games. If he goes to Spurs, then good luck to him. He is a player who should be playing.

Lets's hope Carrier Bag can overturn the 1-0 deficit!

Has he been giving any assurances on likelihood to start? I don't know their squad well enough to know if they have a real need for a CF.

Agree. Something-nil and I'm happy, hopefully 2-nil or 3-nil.

Do we have any idea on wages? If he really was on 80k last season at QPR, hopefully that was cut down for Championship budgets. Hope we are not forking out £80k for a reserve? (I know, I know, it's not my money, so not my concern etc)

Can watch that clip all day long. Never seen a ball hit so hard.

WATCH: DELIA KEEN TO KEEP VAN DIJK Celtic manager Ronny Deila has reiterated his desire to keep Virgil van Dijk at the club, amid reported interest from Premier League clubs. http://www.skysports.com/iframe/widget/video/dtcnFqdjqmki3OzF4VIQC-oaXjcVAhdN#ooid=dtcnFqdjqmki3OzF4VIQC-oaXjcVAhdN If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Grrr.

Yes, I was confused by the alleged approach for Chambers. He would be 2nd choice at RB and a 2nd reserve stand-in at CB. I don't believe he would be the Toby replacement.

So, what's it to be? If you had £10M to spend, would it be : 1. 'Thunderbird' Virgil 2. 'Charlie' Chester 3. 'Reggie' Perrin 4. keep powder dry in case Bruno 'Mars' Indi becomes available Cast your votes NOW!

A decent lead in the home leg will mean they have to come to attack in the second leg. That will be ideal for us, playing on the break. First step then is a decent win at home. BBC website are showing away leg kicks off at 7pm. Is that right?