SNSUN

Alderweireld and Mane in, Jos out. Then cut the phone lines, lock the doors, turn out the lights and hide.

I don't understand Spurs's rush to sign JRod. It's not like he's ready to play in their next game!

I'm online on three devices. Does that count?

Newcastle looking to offload Ben Arfa, Hull want him. I think that has more legs than Ramirez to Hull. All quiet on the Morgan/JRod front too. (Touch wood...)

I would like us keep Ramirez and see what he can offer us. If nothing, then ship him out in January. But it seems silly to let him go before seeing what he can do in Koeman's set up. Hull? I find that hard to imagine. Thought they were after Ben Arfa anyway... Guidetti to Celtic?

Comedy genius with the dildo! Mong fans at QPR thus far. For a team that is definitely going to sign players today, there's very little coverage of us on SSN. I think Hull has had more than we have.

I smarten my shirt, spritz the breath freshener into my mouth, comb my hair and... ...sigh, in sadness she will never be mine. :-( So at half 2 ish I thought I'd shut my eyes on the sofa for 40 winks. I've only just woken up. We haven't signed anyone yet? Well I must say I thought there'd be more panic amongst SaintsWeb posters. Congratulations to you all for your calm. NOW ****iNG SIGN SOMEONE! :-)

I'd rather Reed got the chance to show what he can do TBF. Taider was seemingly a squad player, if he didn't want to be that, we were right to tell him to pee off.

Work day done, SSN on! I like the link but on SSN he has just been linked with Hull. Agent talk? It's a lovely feeling knowing we're definitely bringing players in on deadline day! (Or not and slating Ronald for it...)

I'm in prime position in my ticket office at Heathrow T123. If I see any decent players getting the Tube to Arsenal, I'll make sure I divert them to National Express coaches to Southampton!

When will Spurs learn!

£15 million + Townsend, Chiriches and Soldado. ;-) I know Norwich don't want to sell Redmond but I still expect some last minute drama on that, be it with us or another team.

I predict ups and downs today, but as long as the day finishes and we're more elated than depressed, that'll be nice.

Got excited. Deadline day tomorrow, so excited I could pop. Alderweireld would be an excellent defensive addition and would calm fans who don't know how good Gardos is yet. Keep everyone else and add a winger and we're there IMO.

I think and hope he'll stay but it'll be a long 24 hours. The sad thing is that every transfer window we'll be cacking ourselves that he'll leave. A replacement for him will be difficult to find.

I like Koeman like I liked Adkins, both seem to be nice chaps. :-) van Gaal? Grump.

Meh 35 game winning run coming up. Title's ours people.

When I fancy a pie at the game, I always pop off to the nearest Tesco to buy one.

Assuming Gardos is as good as we all hope he is, and everyone stays, then for me a winger/attacking midfielder is key. Long, Pelle, Gallagher, Rodriguez and even Mayuka cameos should be enough up top. Though of course another striker would be welcome!

Scratch that, he was the puppet show master. :-)

Wasnt he the whale in Pinnochio?

Got us down for a loss today but if it kicks us into last minute transfer dealings it won't be a wasted match. I just served a West Ham fan at work. I did not wish him a good day.

2 in, 1 out. Redmond one of the 'ins'.