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I'm off out on the ****** for Valentines day for a mates birthday. But as it is Valentines day, I'll be dragging her along. Old Romantic am I. Mind you a romantic night for her is any night I don't mistakenly take her up the wrong'un.

Shame, with Morgan's expected departure in the summer, you'd hope the likes of Cork would stick around. Still of he wasn't about to sign his contract, better to make some money on him than none. At the moment, that's a squad weakening, but I'm sure that means Koeman has a surprise in store. This could be a very exciting end to the transfer window.

Meh. I can categorically state we will do better than the Skates this season, so there's the silver lining.

Does Filip have a crap beard too?

Here's a Benfica forum thread from when he joined them. http://www.planetbenfica.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2745 Just cos...

If he's better than Ryan Smith and Anthony Pulis, I'm on board.

I want World Peas.

How many accents does he have in his name FFS! It'll take me forever to learn those! Sod it, copy and paste is easier. Đuričić

iPad Air. I got it last year as a belated Christmas present from my parents. (Who gave me the money and told me to buy what I wanted.) I never really wanted an Apple product, I've only had Android smart phones so hadn't been bitten by the Apple bug, but used my sister's just before Christmas 2013 and really liked it. My iPad and I are now inseperable. I'm largely a technophobe but it's so simple to use. I'm sure there are better tablets on the market but I'm used to this now.

I'm this guy... ] ...only with less campness and I don't sound like Gary Lineker.

Joining Newcastle if rumour is to be believed. Better work out better than Gosling did for their sakes. Mind you, no permanent manager there may hamper things for them. Looking at their forum they don't seem happy with the temporary appointment of Carver.

Beat ya!

After all that, Sky have banned the crowds of yoof from 'standing' behind them on deadline day. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/11372338/Transfer-deadline-day-Fans-banned-from-appearing-on-Sky-Sports-News-after-sex-aid-controversy.html They've asked clubs to allow them inside training grounds and stadiums where the crowds can't get to them. Anyone got a drone?

I reckon Koeman has something up his shleeves. Would be nice to be a team that does a bit of business on deadline day so Jim White can wet his knickers once more and the yoof can get their 15 minutes of fame shoving dildos into reporters ears.

FFS, could've had the chance of spanking the bin dippers out the cup. Hey ho. Blue line etc. I hope Bolton or Palace do that. Palace could go far.

If we bring in a striker IMO it'll be a loan, after all they've worked very well so far for Koeman with Bertrand, Toby and Elia. Bringing in a permanent striker could upset the applecart too. God knows who, surely there is a striker in the world available for loan that has similar qualities to Pelle. As for a permanent striker in the summer, Alexander Mitrovic is getting rave reports at Anderlecht. Worth monitoring.

He's a lucky keeper in that he hasn't had too much to do. Sometimes makes mistakes, sometimes makes good saves. 6 out of ten probably accurate.

Let's get Ballotelli on loan. Tee hee

We're in the Urban Dictionary! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=HCDAJFU

I'm sure I read somewhere that Fabian Delph is available for £4 million as Villa don't want to lose him for free in the summer. At that price, even though we have a decent midfield quota, surely makes sense? Especially with the anticipation of losing Morgan and possibly worse in the summer...

Lucky fags first, sexy nuns second. Won us many games has that little combination.

Yep agree. Need a striker more than any other position. We can get by with the keepers and right backs, but not bringing another striker in could be the difference between top 4 and top 7.

Skates are falling apart, so there is some consolation.

Game over...?