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My butthole is puckering. A goal for us would settle us down a bit. Tadic and JWP off for Long and Cork. Lost quite a bit of creativity there for solidity. Koeman going for the draw?

Started slow, got a good goal but conceded sloppily. Lacking a but of solidity without Wanyama and Morgan and Sissoko looking like he could punish us but 1-1 a fair score after that half. Elia and Clyne playing well so far.

Get to half time 1-1 and regroup.

Dodgy Gardos lol

Dodgy ref lol

I was half right. :-)

Gouffran got the last touch. Might wake us up a bit more.

1-1 Gardos defensive mistake.

Newcastle still look like they could punish us but that's virtually our first choice back 5 so I hope it holds firm. Their defence on the other hand is breachable. So 0-1 final score then...

What the hell is this place? Feels weird. The sticky thread is my conscious, this place is my subconscious. I want Ice Cream.

Another brilliant assist from James Ward Prowse! That's what I'm ****ing talking about!

Elia! Get the **** in!

Sissoko and Perez could punish us. I'm already going out for a lucky fag.

Looking sluggish so far. Misplaced passes, Newcastle have started well. The Ginger Ninjas in midfield will have a lot to prove tonight. I really want to see JWP have a good game too. I still think Newcastle could win this even though they've lost 4 in 6. A point would be a good result.

Hi!

i bet the "terrific lads" will be happy to hear him complaining...

The recruitment of players with accents in their name is still going strong I see...

For 3 and a half years too. He'll be 36 by the end of his contract. For a player whose game has always been pace related, that is a giant risk by Poyet. I hope they gave him a relegation release clause...

Only on SaintsWeb! One thing fo' sho', in Koeman we trust.

Of course the 'keeper situation is moot if teams keep failing to get a shot on target!

Perhaps that's why we haven't entered the market for a keeper. Maybe the management think he'll be good enough as cover next season. I've seen him play a couple of times since we've been back in the Prem and he didn't look confident at all.

Gazzaniga would be my number 1 if it were up to me. For the lols. I do think we'd struggle if we lost Forster. Even with Wanyama and Morgan out we still have strength and depth in midfield. We don't have that quality in goal. Cover yes, quality no.

Nice one Tokes. Methinks baby will be £10 5oz but will do big dump over mother straight away and go down to £9 8oz. Name? Thor. (As in "I hit mythelf in the tethticles and they theel very Thor.)

I thought Sinclair was at Hibs?

His goal against Sunderland was the best for me. Lovely control. He'd be a big asset for us when he comes back, though his future is unclear as to where he'll play next season. Watching that reminds me how good of a combination Lallana, Lambert and Rodriguez were - and I think perhaps we kept the best one. (Even if it were because he was injured.)