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She has an English persona called Doris Ivy. Her screams still sound the same though.

A cap is a cap! Well done Morgan! You don't need CL to be recognised by your country!

We're going to be a massive bunch of depressed Saints fans based on that poll when we appoint Phil Brown...

Human League - Don't you want me

Sound like? You've nailed my disability more than doctors ever could...

Time for Woy to ask a pro for some hints...

A Norwich fan dissing a Saints player is quite the opposite of a turn on in my book!

Lallana - all fart, no shyt. So claims my wife as she trots off to bed...

I was Saint No Stopping Us Now, as at the time the play on words gave me the lols. Then Acronyms became all the rage, and I shortened it. I'm now undergoing a sex change, so my next username will be 'Gina Gerson', after my favourite porn star. Though I'm not sure the avatar will pass the censor...

I rushed home from work by sneaking off early and the possibility of a disciplinary heading my way to watch this game, and they've suspended it. Arse.

Mayuka, you forgot Mayuka! MLG made a boo boo! Celebrate everyone! ;-)

This is is the stuff I use from Costco. Makes decent coffee but more importantly as I always take a flask to work every shift, it actually lasts quite a while.

Starting to think it'll be Koeman. Would be pleased with that. Get the appointment sorted Saints and the new manager can spend 3 weeks in the job without being under the microscope because of the World Cup.

There'll be no easy games next season IMO, hence why i was careful to say 'easier' not 'easy'. Burnley could be a threat if they keep the players they have and strengthen. Signing Ings if we can would be a wise move if it blunts their attack and enhances our own. He won't come cheap though...

Both my grandads fought in the war, though I'm not sure when. My maternal grandad ended up with shell shock for the rest of his life, while my paternal grandad was a prisoner of war, but escaped in the back of an ambulance. I'm lucky both survived the war (of course otherwise I wouldn't be here) but both went through such hardship because of it. They've both long since passed away (as have north my grandmothers) but I will make sure I tell any children I may one day bear all about their great grandparents role in the war.

Read back through this thread...

We're appointing Moyes and the security is for his daughter so the players don't get Zaha-esque ideas...

Especially when he gonna get shot in the back in the stands... ...what you mean my history is pants...?

We need an appointment that would as close as possible unite the fan base and provide positivity for the new season. Koeman would have a few knockers but would most likely have majority support. It seems to me that Sherwood would completely divide the fan base based on people's opinions on here.

Me too! I inherited it from my tea drinking parents when my faithful Krups machine finally died. They barely ever used it. The Cuisunart is good, it makes good coffee and it's very quick, and the timer is a useful function for a shift worker like me because I can have it ready for when I get up at 3am. The grinder is noisy though, so I don't use it anymore. Just use filter coffee in it now.

Easier fixtures at the start and the end of the season, more difficult fixtures mid season please. To that end, Burnley at home please.

Please not Sherwood. I'm putting him on the Hughton and Mackay pile. He'd only have to open his mouth once or twice and would have players running for their agents. Let him cut his teeth properly at a lower level and see how he gets on. We need a "name", mainly because we'll be needing quite a few transfers in this summer, and also because if there's a slim chance we can show our current crop of players we mean business, that would be it. Koeman just seems to fit. As for Celtic, I'd be distinctly underwhelmed to have Deila as manager, irrespective of the fact that he may get them playing the best football in their history.

Are Newcastle the new Norwich?

I'm patient, the longer we drag the saga out, the more chance we have of cheering Luke and Adam as Saints players at the WC.

Italy only drawing with Luxembourg? Lolz Oh, and lolz at Belgium too, who beat Luxembourg in a friendly last month, with Januzaj making his debut and Lukaku scoring a hat trick, only for the Belgium manager to make too many subs. Now the game has been downgraded to a practice match, meaning Lukaku officially loses his hat trick stat and Januzaj hasn't made his debut! Lolz all round. As for England, I was working so missed most of it, but sounds like a cracking goal from Rickie. This makes me sad. Overall how did Shaw perform?