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Nearly every other team we've played this season has said they'd kill to have Lambert up front. The Skates just can't see quality when it's right there in front of their deformed noses.

Jordan Rhodes scored his 4 goals against Sheffield Wednesday - and apparently his dad is the Sheffield Wednesday GOALKEEPING coach. Worth a lol IMO.

One of his nipples is higher than the other. This is unacceptable, we should strive for perfection from our players. Lambert out.

Hooiveld gets my nod today, I thought he was very solid and even the commentators sounded impressed. Honourable mention to Lambert.

Fox did play well today, I can only think that we were trying to protect the one goal lead with a more defensive minded left back. I'd still try Fox in left midfield, with Adam switching to the right, but then I'm not the manager.

We haven't truly replaced Oxo, despite Chaplow's excellent form there before his injury, so yes a right winger is a need, but a striker is a MUST imo. Someone pacy. Connolly's injury troubles continue, as do Barnards, and as much as Guly has come on leaps and bounds, I still don't see him as a true striker. For me, the areas that need strengthing in the short term are attack and right wing, and in the long term we need a keeper and another CB. (Oh, and I still think we would be more effective currently playing Lallana on the right and Fox or Holmes on the left. But that's just me.)

Are you an unhAppy Appy chAppy?

Granted it was against the fishy fuggers, but had it been against anyone else, this is a good away point. We all wanted a win, but this wasn't a defeat, and that gives us the platform to smash them at SMS. With reinforcements, which it's obvious to everyone we need, we can do just that. Plus we're top at Christmas. And home on Boxing Day. So I'm happy.

Like watching it, love playing it, but my snooker club fills up with Johnny come latelys when it's on the telly, so pleased it's over. For now.

God bless my colleagues. Such is the importance of this game, they're letting me watch it at work. Come on Saints!

More fool you! I bought a signed Southampton football on eBay yesterday. I placed it in a drawer at home, which also had a blue jumper in it. So... we'll draw today.

My missus wanted sex just now, but the smell of fish was so bad that I passed it up. Ergo, the fishy *****s get nothing.

Would've rather had a draw in the Cardiff/Boro game, but a good win for Doncaster today. West Ham drag out a result again though, but we'll be top at Christmas barring a catastrophic defeat tomorrow. (Which won't happen. Touch Wood). Jordan Rhodes now 4 goals.

Portsmouth played Saints on my game of CM2003 today. We won 3-0 with Beatts getting a hattrick.

Have to be under 23 right? Adam if he's back to his best, but the only cert would've been Oxo.

MLG. ;-)

There'll be plenty of fish to eat. Just be thankful the game's not under floodlights - you might all be asked to take a torch to save on their leccy bill.

Nope I wasn't drunk, but Clarky got it. The model in those photos is actually a man. Not even a transexual, just some bloke who has the right look to model for fashion. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrej_Pejic

Go on, you know you want to...

There's not one of their players I'd rather have in our team instead of our own.

Never hated Pompey as much as I do after reading that. My God I hope we smash them. Shut them all up.

I can see Jose doing something akin to this:

Was good for Norwich a few years back. There's better out there, but he wouldn't be a bad signing - although he'd need to be one of two attacking players brought in, as we also need pace.

Good for me. I'm coming to the game on the 30th - I wouldn't have been able to make the 31st.

As with all threads that will live forever, I can't let this one slide without posting. Oh, and while West Ham could go top after this weeks games, it won't happen and we'll be top at Christmas. A nice present for us all.