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Sending off for the first time I've seen it? Harsh. Went in with his arm but I reckon no malice intended. First and third goal? Awful Forest defending - just astood back and let it happen. We won't get generosity like that every week. Could easily have been my prediction of 6-0. (I'd have won about a million quid for that bet.) Holmes should've scored. As crud as Camp was for the third goal, he stopped the score being massive. Re-sign Saganowski immediately. (Jokes.)

Eek, been spotted. Back to work I go. Good luck for the second half everyone.

More nuns, more goals. The Lucy Pinder technique worked earlier, another little avenue we could go down.

God bless Lucy Pinder! Get in. Now let's hope my 6-0 prediction comes true. (and makes me regret not having the balls to put a bet on it.)

Lady Luck says "Lallana to score. Hypothetically speaking, if Lallana were to score the first goal in this game, then Saints would be winning one nil". For further Page 3 tidbits of wisdom, consult The Sun.

Apologies, I was getting her in early before I had to go back to work, but as no-one's yet noticed I'm not where I should be, I'm officially having a skive for a few more minutes.

I have a rolling three points on my license. First got 3 in 2004, just got them removed from my license in 2008 when I got another 3. They come off this year, so no doubt I'll get another 3 at some point this summer.

Lucky Fag time, mixed with sexy nun. (Sexy nun can be seen with really, REALLY poor eyesight.)

:-( Another missed predicition. Can you set it to east coast USA time so we can predict after the match? :-)

Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya Oh, lord, kumbaya. Let's get it on. (He says as he trots off back to work...) Not a bad starting team, We really need Adam to hit some form soon.

I see DAvid Cotterill was released by Swansea. 24 year old winger, once deemed good enough for Wigan to pay £2million for him. Granted had a spell on loan at the Skates last season but for free, would he be minimal risk to cover our wing positions at a good age? Having never seen him play, this isn't a HCDAJFU, more of a general musing.

6 nil to Saints.

31st March 2007 we didn't expect a win, and we won 6-0 away to Wolves. I can feel something similar in my waters for tomorrow... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/6490987.stm Go Bart.

Stephens and Shaw as full backs will set us up in those positions for years if we can keep hold of them.

He'd catch up with most of the footballs he's punted up there when playing for Saints. January's like a game of poker, everyone's keeping their cards close to their chest. One big transfer could open up a merry-go-round of deals.

Duly corrected.

I certainly don't stop anyone from drinking on the tube. Smoking yes, but not drinking. Even I miss it - I once drank a half of a bottle of Bacardi between Hounslow Central and Piccadilly Circus. That's a lot of Bacardi. (Granted it was before the ban...)

I see Paul Wotton was released by Yeovil. Will be snapped up by a Premiership club before you know it.

Anybody that hasn't said "Epic Movie"... a)Hasn't seen it - if you had, you'd be voting it worst movie of all time... and b)Are very lucky that you haven't seen it... ...because it's the biggest load of toss that has ever been made. Epic Movie - so much irony in that title.

Nil, but I get married in June and want to start trying pretty soon after. I'm hoping for 2 or 3 eventually but the first might change my mind on that number!

Coventry really are bum-loving their own fans with this sale. Another big club for League One to swallow up.

If we play well, we can win. Why not? Even with our form as it is, I'm strangely tipping us to win. Foolishness perhaps, we'll see.

Andrei Pereployotkin?

My point was I'd love to have that constant wall of noise at SMS, not that it was Palace fans that were creating it. I've been to Selhurst Park when we played there in the Poortvliet era, and yes they were awful.

His name is Tadanari, he drives a red Ferrari, he eats some calamari etc etc