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I do shiftwork, she does housework. On the odd weekends I'm off, I go drinking, she does housework. She's going to make a good wife.

I'd love it if Billy Sharp got us promoted this season over West Ham. So what, he might not make it in the Premier League - you're not there yet you over-confident cocky East Londoners. I've said it before and I'll say it again - I'd love it if they don't go up this season. Up **** creek without a paddle.

Hattrick of own goals gets lolz aplenty. Bridcutt needs one more for a hattrick. I wish I were watching this.

"Could pay a fine of up to £1000 and legal fees". Well, as he's nearly saved that much in fees over the years, it pays to cheat!

Let's just say a friend of mine tried it, and it stang for days.

Sadly, my "Let's Smash 'Em" idea was for the West Ham game. And we didn't, results-wise at least.

Martin with a bit of a limp wrist there...

Watford away is a tricky one to predict. On one hand, they've been inconsistant all season, and we're better than them, but they have it in them to win at home. That said, I think Blackpool will beat West Ham on Tuesday, and so a draw would be a good result. As for the rest of the season? Stay injury free, and hope Lallana continues his form which makes him the best player in the league, and we'll walk it. Only we can throw promotion away...

Went there in '94. My memory of the place is going to this theme park/water park hybrid and seeing a condom. Oh, and my friend lives in Armadale, which she calls Armpit, and can't wait to move away. So I guess you shouldn't live there.

Matt Messias. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/3947349.stm

Top of the League, we're top of the league, we are Southampton, we're top of the league...

The guy that punches the parrots when we suck.

Afternoon all! Sorry for my late arrivak, just got in from work. I cannot believe the score, does it sound like we're back to our best? Oh, and pleased for Lee too!

Oh, and Happy Birthday Saint Clark!

Greed won out. I hadn't expected Senor Clark to be so quick on the ball! Friday 13th! It's a sign.

Favouritism from Clarky there! :-D

Bump

I'm going to auction my services, no reserve, bidding ends when the Mods realise what carnage has been caused.

If you give me £5 I will keep your thread at the top.

If you give me £5, I will keep your thread at the top.

If you give me £5, I will keep your thread at the top...

Exactly. So up their arses are they, that they believed the title should be theirs before the season had even begun. They hate us this season because we've ******ed on their parade, and IMO will continue to do so until the season's end.

He's got plenty of career left yet - I can see him dropping into a Mark Hughes-esque deeper position one day.

Or toothpaste on your willy. Trust me.

What surprises me most is not that they got rid of a manager that hardly has any losses to his name, but that the Huddersfield fans are actually happy about it! Madness - granted they're not top, again, but that is a fricking strong league this year. They won't go up again, and it's because they think the grass is greener elsewhere. Ok, maybe something went on behind the scenes, but this will unsettle them for the run in. Crazy.