SNSUN

There's a pretty good fruit used in our household for sexual gratification. The humble Cumquot. The answer's in the name. My missus can do the ping pong ball trick with one of those bad boys.

Fantastic publicity stunt IMO. Spain telling people not to vote for them because they can't afford to host it means people are more likely to vote for them. That's the way I see it anyway. Will United Kingdom ever win again? I doubt it. I'm surprised we keep funding it.

Match of ye Day through the ages rhymes you know - featuring Harold Hardrada, Spanish Armada, and Carlos Valderrama.

I'm going with typo...

THIS. Not Saints fans, I get fed up with people calling me a johnny come lately when I've been supporting Saints since '89, but READING 'fans' are coming out the walls all around me. Granted I live in Berkshire, went to school near Reading, and am friends with Reading's new owner (I use 'friends' with Anton in the loosest way possible, although we have been conversing since our respective promotions), but so many of my friends that have shown no interest in FOOTBALL, let alone READING, female principally, have appeared around me this season. And then had a poke at my expense over 'their' team beating my team to the title. Annoys the hell out of me, not as much as West Ham fans have this season. I sincerely hope we **** both next season.

Although in '83, we were the Arsenal of the day. So really it'd be like Arsenal signing Messi, which sounds less silly.

She's welcome to half of everything I own. (Half of eff all is eff all.) Oh wait, she can have half of all my Saints stuff. As a Norwich fan, she'd love it. :-)

My best mate had that at his wedding. ANother wedding I went to had Eric Clapton's Change The World. Still debating, but my personal favourite so far is Andy Williams "Let There Be Love". She wants Take That's "Million Love Songs" or some **** by Michael Buble. Old songs are just better IMO. Discussions continue. I'll let you know what we choose after the wedding.

Useful - that's the version I'm currently playing. Apparently City see him in their starting XI in the next few years, so they're expecting big things. Would be a good season long loan, leaving the cash to be spent on other positions.

I should think this is the case with most of the player names that end up being discussed on messageboards.

I'm guilty here. That was a rumour I started on Football Rumours to see if it would filter back on here. Seems I was right! Kjaer is one of the top defenders in Europe and is joining Roma, his loan club. Not. A. Chance. Now if we can get that Andreas Bellend fella...

8 minutes would be a record for me for anything...:-D Stand By Me by Ben E King has caught my attention...

Just over two weeks until our wedding, and the future Mrs SNSUN and I have a list of songs as long as your arm to use as a first dance. The song that we consider "our song" isn't a song you can dance (or even sway) to, so that rules that out. Now we need to find a song with a decent tune, decent beat, apt lyrics and that doesn't go on forever. The trouble is the more songs we hear, the longer the list grows, as we like so much stuff. To those of you married (or divorced of course), what was your first dance wedding song and what did it mean to you? Does anybody have any good suggestions?

I'm in. I'd be happier seeing 'FutureSaintsXI' at the bottom of the table than the top. For comedy value. Plus there's a player called Bellend. He HAD to get a place in my team...

A big name signing would generate a similar level of feel good factor one would assume.

Billy is spoken for! Fat lads are us.

I have amazeballs under my amazepenis. :-D Matt Oakley released by Leicester. Just mentioning it, tis all.

Unbelievable scenes. Unbelieveable. That has to have bought the managers job for Di Matteo. With a depleted team, in Bayern's own back yard, Wow. Just wow, that was freaking amazing. Oh, and Redknapp? **** YOU!!!!!

Good enough to find another team, if he can stay fit, but not sure anyone will want him because of his injury record. God speed and thanks Dave.

The Sky curse is going to hit us hard next season! :-D

I have the Sky broadband/tv/phone package and I can't fault the broadband so far. Lightning quick. The only time it didn't work (ironically) is when we very first got it and plugged it in - Sky broadband was down for a few hours - but a quick look online made me realise that. (We had mobile broadband at the time with 3 which was very unpredicatable.) We'd definitely consider trying to abuse Sky for a discount though! I'm always on the hunt for a discount - I never buy anything online without looking for a discount code first. They're easy enough to find and sometimes they give you a good discount too.

I think £1.4 million for him is a bargain. Oh, wait...

If the youngsters are good enough, they should be played, but in the top league with the most exposure, it's a tough call to make. Without signings we'll go down, but the youth do have bit parts to play. Thank God the bench is 7 players again, and one youngster could get on it every game.

There's an 'e' missing somewhere. It's typos like this in text messages that get me into a lot of trouble.