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"Nmae". That would be my funny name if I were a billionaire...

Only as a youn baby I used to wet the bed, but I also used to pee into the bin in my bedroom, because it seemed that the bathroom was miles away. (When it's not).

Anyone see Mock The Week last night? Gymnastics lovers are paedophiles apparently. Anyway:

She's hot. Much better than the girl on the left.

Today - Working til late. Tomorrow- Working til late. Sunday - Working til late. No different to most other weekends really. Except for something happening tomorrow at 3pm. Can't put my finger on it though...

For those of you that don't know, Stevo was "touched" by Father Christmas as a child.

Who knows - if we can sort out the finances by next summer, I did say if!, he could stay. Dependant on what division we're in of course...

The main 2 questions this season, in terms of squad depth is: How good is the youth team, and, will JP make good use of the emergency loan system...

I'm delighted he's back, and it seems like he's in great shape now, but I can't help but wonder for every second of every day whether he'll relapse. Still, Davies, Svensson, Perry, Thomas and the youngsters, it certainly seems like we're sorted at centre back this season. Fingers crossed for the full back slots.

Well who knows, it may well have been - as long as bits of the car are living on through other cars, then it'll've been worth it.

Two of my colleagues were there and witnessed it. Apparently he never stood a chance.

Sshhhh, not in public.

Get the vacuum out. Once your belly button is clean, you can use said vacuum for other things... ;-)

Jilly Anne :-) My middle name is plain old John. So boring in fact that I'm glad I paid my £5 and haven't wasted this post.

I had new year off, and would've spent it drinking. A colleague of mine wanted it instead of Christmas week. I swapped. I now have Christmas off, and will probably spend it drinking.

Well I'll be working, but if we win I shall make myself a cup of instant coffee without milk, and dip my balls into it while serving customers.

Well bugger me. Next you'll be telling me that Opal Fruits were never done away with either lol lol lol

No this was much more recent than that! Why do you have another story?

Massive dongus.

Y-You what? Snickers? Is this another of your jokes MB? Years of therapy, thousands upon thousands of pounds wasted, and all the time Marathons were wearing camouflage gear. :-(

Joking? How do you mean?

Matthew Paul Le Tissier.

I would bring back Marathon bars. They were my favourite chocolate bar when I was a child in the 80's, then for some reason they just did away with them. My life has been an empty void since then, forever hoping they would reappear...

Leave him out. It the little scrot doesn't want to play for us, then let him rot in the reserves. Yes, we need to get him off the wagebill, but I certainly wouldn't let him get anywhere near the first team.