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Quite easily if you have the cooking prowess that I do. Firstly, I undercooked the pasta, which meant it was crunchy. In addition I forgot to add salt and olive oil to the water before boiling the pasta which meant it all stuck the the edge of the saucepan. In addition x2 the saucepan boiled dry. Vis a vis the sauce, I forgot the tomato puree, added Canderel instead of sugar because I couldn't find any in the house, and forgot the salt. (Although I added it later). To be fair, it was edible, has kept me going all day, and hasn't yet given me the squits, so there's an upside to it all. If I make it again, I'll be doing it with more caution. You wouldn't believe I used to be a chef in a Harvester for a year when I was 16, would you... ...actually you probably would, if you've ever eaten in a Harvester..

I would add that perhaps you should be vigilant should he pay a return visit to yours with some heavys.

Today I decided to let the Domino's pizza man have a rest, and cooked myself some Pasta and a rich tomato sauce. Bloody horrible it was. Are any of you good in the kitchen, or are the best things you can make reservations?

He doesn't need to. All the sh*t comes out of his mouth.

I don't believe in Michael Jackson. I think he is a myth used to scare children into eating all their greens.

If I remember rightly, though I didn't use it much, S4E had a match day chat room which was open during the match. Are there any plans/could there be a chatroom on this new site, seeing as the server is better, so that we can be instantaneously rude to one another an no grooming whatsoever can occur?

Exeter 1 Southampton 4

A, Ghosts - Yes B, U.F.O. - Yes C, Moon landings - Yes, though doubt recently entered my mind D, Roswell - No E, GOD - Yes, even though I'm no longer an active Christian F, 9/11 - Yes, though I believe conspiracy theories surround this one too G, Father Christmas - At present, no, but I will when I have children.

I've got the stopwatch at the ready... 39.37 seconds. Just like old times.

Well we lost, I got my prediction right, and Killer came through it ok. JP said a few weeks ago that the new system will take a while to come into full effect, and while he may have said it to cover his back, I'm sure we have a lot of good football this season to look forward to.

It's true, it's not great. My missus is from there and her family are up there, and everytime I go I'm bored - so I end up crawling into the pub to get drunk.

Best - I like lots of things, fresh paint, petrol, or the smell of my missus when she gets out of the shower Worst - Let me put it this way, NEVER buy a parrot, not least the two that fly around my parent's house shytting all over everything.

I watched a programme recently on the Moon landings being a hoax, and I must say, I'm now a doubter. The little "+"signs on the photos are directly from the camera, which means they are always supposed to be in the foreground in front of everything else, but in some photos they actually appear BEHIND some objects. Which means they could be doctored. It also said that the radiation on the moon would have pierced the lining of the suits and killed the astronauts. Now I don't know whether I believe it or not. Perhaps it's true, in which case why haven't we made use of the moon since, then again perhaps it's not, and the Americans were just trying to "outdo" the Russians. Who knows...

Oi! Get my name right or I will cut off your willeh. :-)

I think we'll lose, but this is based on not having seen the new team. If we win, or even draw, I will be looking forward to this season a LOT! COme on the Saints, I'll be at work today - please make it worthwhile....

"Nmae". That would be my funny name if I were a billionaire...

Only as a youn baby I used to wet the bed, but I also used to pee into the bin in my bedroom, because it seemed that the bathroom was miles away. (When it's not).

Anyone see Mock The Week last night? Gymnastics lovers are paedophiles apparently. Anyway:

She's hot. Much better than the girl on the left.

Today - Working til late. Tomorrow- Working til late. Sunday - Working til late. No different to most other weekends really. Except for something happening tomorrow at 3pm. Can't put my finger on it though...

For those of you that don't know, Stevo was "touched" by Father Christmas as a child.

Who knows - if we can sort out the finances by next summer, I did say if!, he could stay. Dependant on what division we're in of course...

The main 2 questions this season, in terms of squad depth is: How good is the youth team, and, will JP make good use of the emergency loan system...

I'm delighted he's back, and it seems like he's in great shape now, but I can't help but wonder for every second of every day whether he'll relapse. Still, Davies, Svensson, Perry, Thomas and the youngsters, it certainly seems like we're sorted at centre back this season. Fingers crossed for the full back slots.