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ok ok using Saints web on my phone proves a problem!

damn, i thought we were going to sign Becks in true Keegan-esque style.

We've signed plenty of chuff for money before! Granted you can get a gem for a mill, but gems can be free too. Perhaps AP is saving his money for next summer.

If i were offered a choice between Leroy Lita on a free or paying a million quid for someone crap i know who i'd choose. There are good frees out there for League One.

damn, i thought we were going to sign Becks in true Keegan-esque style.

I'm fat.

I always preferred the manager games when they were simpler. CM96-97 effectively ruined my schoolyears, education, and chances of getting a good job!! In fact, i was playing it still up until recently! I have football manger 09 but tend to play the 07 version as my girlfriend's computer is old!

It almost feels like Inter have cheated on Football Manager by adding another manager, taking over Barca, then stealing their money!

All 3 are good strikers, just because they haven't gelled before doesn't mean they won't in L1. I'd personally keep John and Greg. Saga's made it clear if wants out.

I hope so! I bloody love signings!

Surely Mourinho has shafted Barcelona with this deal? He's getting Eto'o plus £38 million in exchange for Zlatan! Good business by Inter surely?

I see Al Bangura of Watford is on a free. Wants fresh challenge. Could do a job, gritty midfielder, difficult life, only 21.

I need to see reliable Saws before i get excited about this.

20 goals this season and I'll agree. :-0

With Pardew in place, 10 new signings and two weeks of proper training behind them, I think we'll start the new season just fine.

I'm looking forward to ANY signings tbf. I'm nearly permanently glued to SSN when not at work for updates!

Not dissatisfied with this. I'd like to see Rasiak or John stay, but aside from that it's good to see the older deadwood depart for sunnier climes.

I've not smoked for ten days now, and quit cold turkey. That said, I only smoked about 5 a day, so had an easier job on my hands that someone that smoked a packet a day.

The prize is a night with Lisa Riley. You cannot return her when you find out she has chylamidia, crabs and swine flu.

I love a good sweepstake, so how many players do you think Pardew will bring in before the end of the transfer window? That's nearly six weeks, one per week on average, so i'll say Six.

Pleased with this. I wanted a young manager for the long term but with experience. Pardew fits this. Good Luck to him, let's start signing players and winning games!

I'm a Lee Evans fan, the missus loves Peter Kay. Mustard mit I did watch his Doovde the other day and laughed. Of the new breed, I like Jason Manford off 8 out of 10 Cats, Russell Howard from Mock the Week, and currently a big fan of Michael McIntyre.

Bet that hotel was ****ed at the state of their walls. Schumacher isn't the real Stig anyway, he was there because the ferrari fxx raced for it's lap time belongs to him. Ergo he raced his own car, just dressed as the Stig.

Jealously is an ugly virtue! We also get uniform worth about £500 a year.

Tube drivers get about 42k a year, Supervisors get about 32-40k depending on status and location, SAMF's (me) get approx 29k a year, and CSA's get about 23k. I hear they'll be applying for new CSA's later in the year too. Stupid.