Whitey Grandad

But it isn’t “playing out from the back”. It’s playing around at the back and getting nowhere.

It’s otherwise known as gambling.

You don’t understand. If you score a goal you give away possession so whatever you do, don’t score a goal.

I’d pay a lot not to watch that.

Playing out from the back is nothing more than time wasting with the added threat of getting caught in possession in a dangerous position.

Best give him two games this season then. We could dump him eight games into next season.

But they will be jumbo adverts! I agree. Bloody annoying.

If something is broken that means that it doesn't work.

When we turned up for the Luton match and saw five at the back we knew that someone had lost their marbles.

Are they from people called Ainsley, Maitland and Niles?

Ryan Bertrand is out of contract in the summer. I’ll just leave that hanging out there…

Bournemouth are safe on 39 points. None of Everton, Leeds or Leicester can match that.

It’s always someone else’s fault with that lot.

Are those the version that can be land or sea launched?

Bournemouth are now mathematically safe. Thanks to us.

Why not? Some of the players have.

Isn’t Moi out of contract anyway?

Don’t even joke about it.

Bednarek? Watch again Fulham’s first goal on Saturday. Lyanco runs across to confront Reed and makes a hash of it and Bednarek rushes across to join him leaving Vinicius and Willian completely unmarked on the edge of our goal area but he slips up and falls on his arse for some reason. He does that a lot. To make matters worse McCarthy has also gone across to his near post. What is it about giving opposition players the freedom of our penalty area? Maybe they didn’t notice them because of their black kit. It was Keystone Cops defending.

For the first time I sat there wondering why I bothered going to our matches. Normally there is something to hold my attention, but no.

Yep. We had no choice to begin with as McCarthy was injured at the start, allegedly.

And McCarthy has been woeful since he came in letting in 1, 3, 3 and 2.

Where it belongs is League One. Maybe even League Two.

Yes, disgraceful. We were almost certainly down so I and others were hoping that they’d come out and try to give it a go. Just attempt to entertain us and ping the ball around with authority. Instead we got same old, same old.

He’s the one that threw away a season in Europe. There’s no way that he would have got enough points for European qualification.