Whitey Grandad

Pedant alert! 20 is an even number

I blame the parents.

Spreadsheet soccer. A totally meaninglessly metric. A ‘shot on target’ can be anything from a wild slash from forty yards to something stroked into the net from ten yards. Too many times last season the opposition was given the freedom to waltz into our penalty are and pick their spot.

Maybe I could inspect the pipework?

He should get a hero’s reception for relegating us.

False Equivalence. But if Guardiola were put in charge of Morecombe and they didn’t improve then he would have become a bad coach.

Not quite. I buy a season ticket expecting the same results every year.

But isn’t a performing team a sign of a good coach?

But at least he’s perfected his snarl.

What a panic buy he was. The last turkey in the shop.

The problem is that they drag the rest of us down with them.

Bugger

Please don’t. I thought I’d got over his tenure but apparently not.

The last (and only) time I went there my windscreen wipers stopped working on the way up in the middle of nowhere. Too much rain for them I suppose. And we lost 1-0. I was hoping to make it there again only this time by train. Apparently not.

The economy is out of control.

Yep. Don’t look for a pass or a cross if there’s anything less than a 90% chance of a goal.

He has no arguments for, he just shouts down any points that are made. He really is a thicko.

Edit: point already made.

And we can presume that the same holds for other countries.

Yes the rules were ridiculous. And who was responsible for signing them off?

Let’s hope they’re not looking for him in our penalty area then.

If we had the answers there wouldn’t be any questions.

Nothing would fix anything. But it might put the wind up others and act as a deterrence. What is the point of a league if their are not rules that ensure equality?

Charged for parking to visit the club shop.

14 senior international appearances but does that make anybody world class?