Whitey Grandad

The same goes for throw-ins. Why don't they change it so that you have to throw the ball backwards over your head?

Since 1863

You can't be offside from a throw-in. Would the same apply to a kick-in?

Can't. Not our jurisdiction.

Worse than Jankewitz?

The report I saw said that sales were restricted to Hungarian registered vehicles. This may be against EU market regulations

Hungary has the lowest fuel prices in Europe. €1.241 per litre for Euro-super 95.

No matter whether he has enough experience or not, is he better than McCarthy? Second thoughts, silly question.

You know it, I know it, we all know it. Do you think we’re going to get them?

I have spent over £100 a couple of times recently.

Why, shucks! That means a lot to me

Strictly speaking his pay stopped at the end of his contract with us so he hasn’t actually taken a cut. It could be that his pay at Spurs is lower than what he was getting with us but that wouldn’t be too difficult.

It is not an offence to be in an offside position. These officials know what they are doing.

How little you now or understand. There has to be a regulatory body to check and enforce their use. They don't have the means or the experience to check every sales outlet. https://www.gov.uk/find-local-trading-standards-office

Ask someone over 60. I’m nearly 73 and I can give you either version.

Try one fifth. Or one tenth.

Because if they say that their giving you a lb how can you prove it?

Because in order to do so we would need a whole system of trading standard to support it.

When you drop a screw on the floor and it disappears without trace.

Could even be a unit captured by the Russians. Does the advert say “Only used once”?

We are a work in progress. The problem is that we have been that for some time and we haven’t made any progress.

Nowadays we get a car to take us up and meet us when we return. We used to use English Rose but they are no longer in operation so we now use Wessex Cars* of Winchester, wessexcars.com The journey up is just under £100 and they will meet you on your return for about £10 more. Compared with the cost of parking and fuel we find it well worth it. Plus if you arrive back after an overnight flight there is no driving to be done. It's a lot more relaxing. *other chauffeur taxi service are available.

Get your butler to do it for you.

I think we can afford one with a top.

Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Unzip the door, put up your pole, and slip into the old bag. Swiss Toni