Whitey Grandad

Let’s all stand around and see what happens, shall we?

Statues in defence and Mr. Wobbly in goal. What could go right?

The complications that you describe are exactly why VAR is a bad idea.

Totally varcical.

It's a cheap shot. An unsubstantiated allegation that cannot be proven or discounted. To bring it up at this stage several years after it is supposed to have happened is despicable.

Her title should be changed to the Duchess of Whinger

What is broken cannot be put back together. She has burnt his bridges for him which is what I suspect is the motive for this whole megawhinge. At no point did Oprah say “So what’s your point?” Leave them to fester away in increasing obscurity and irrelevance.

No different from finishing 8th really

If only she’d worn a seatbelt.

Probably, but with his speed he should draw a few fouls and buy us time and opportunity.

That just means that they’re a good team. It does mean that they are unbeatable.

But they’ve already dropped points so from now on we only need them to drop points one game in a row.

The former involves palace staff for whom they have a duty of care and can hold an internal enquiry. Any allegations regarding Andrew fall outside the Palace's remit.

You were warned about mentioning this again. Any more and you will be in danger of extreme rectal rearrangement

Angus Gunn at Stoke.

Never in doubt 😎

Phew! Can I celebrate now?

I could have sworn Armstrong came back from offside when he chested that ball to Che. I’m still waiting for VAR to rule it out.

The Bertrand decision was wrong. That’s all you need to know.

Then they shall be truly blessed!

When your body is fighting something it only makes sense toot to handicap it by pouring in other toxins. The other important boost to your immune system is to get plenty of good sleep. The advice about no alcohol with antibiotics is mainly to stop you from pissing them out with your urine.

Save Redmond for Man City (Wednesday!) Pep apparently rates him and will be terrified of him

It depends what she looks like

He would have one good run in a game and then give up in disgust when nothing came of it.