Whitey Grandad

I'm ready, I don't know about everybody else though.

Me too, but also I certainly don't want to lose to Spurs.

Never complain about a clean sheet.

Sad in some ways to see him go, but thanks for all his efforts. Let's see who we get in as a replacement

Good news. He's going to be a very good player.

Don't all cocks normally shrink when you stop touching them?

Perhaps moving to Saints is his 'cure'.

But I wouldn't expect compensation for bad service in Tescos, Currys, my dentist's, my local hospital...

Complaining is fine, this is the only way to get improvements, but expecting compensation for consequential damages is going too far. Lots of sh!t happens in this world and we all have to arrange our lives around it.

I'll be disappointed now if we don't.

I met my dear missus at a St Valentine's evening when we were both still 16. February 12th 1966. What a great year that was, Geoff Hurst's hat-trick and all that

The ambassador's been summoned to have his wrist slapped: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/industry/defence/11378119/UK-summons-Russian-ambassador-after-dangerous-bombers-disrupt-civil-aircraft.html

Yes indeed, just so long as they don't win any of them.

In case you were wondering... The final is Sunday 1st March at 16:00. Their away game at QPR set for 14:05 the same day will have to be re-arranged.

Better than the old European way of tossing a coin.

You were saying?

They only count if it's still level at the end of ET.

This is getting exciting!

I'm really looking forward to seeing what Ron can do to bring back his scoring touch.

At my age? You must be joking

I'll do anything for money. Well, almost anything.

There's still me I have a small company designing and manufacturing electronic information systems mainly using bespoke LED concoctions. It's an interesting and rewarding way of life to take a product right through the process of examining the requirement, designing an approach and eventually helping the customer to enjoy the answer to their problems.

I would wish you luck, but with your fastidious approach I don't think you'll need it

I didn't know he liked a drink or two?

You would assume that our medical team would want time to evaluate his fitness once he returns.