Whitey Grandad

Good player, great promise, still gas a lot to learn and when he does he will be up there with the best.

It's pronounced 'YAWN'

At last, a man of principle! You should be stuffed and mounted, but not necessarily in that order

What would you have instead? Whatever you choose would cost us a hell of a lot more.

That's even weirder. What do you call people who have sex with the blind?

Too young.

Is that cooked, with onions? If not, you're weird.

I think ales will be going very well.

I'd love to help but... what's a discotheque???

Of course he would have. Liverpool at Anfield innit.

A while ago I had lunch with someone who used to have a box but when we got to this league Cortese raised all the prices and he walked away. Cortese tried to call him back as he was walking out but he had had enough.

A while ago I had lunch with someone who used to have a box but when we got to this league Cortese raised all the prices and he walked away. Cortese tried to call him back as he was walking out but he had had enough.

Me too, it's like they're talking another language, like. It won't be too long before the day comes when it's time to slip quietly out the door whilst everybody else is having all the fun.

Me too, it's like they're talking another language, like. It won't be too long before the day comes when it's time to slip quietly out the door whilst everybody else is having all the fun.

'Ought to have scored' perhaps. He had Glen Johnson's big head in his face though.

'Ought to have scored' perhaps. He had Glen Johnson's big head in his face though.

And the failure of Davis and one other (Schneiderlin?) to make any sort of challenge on Sterling. You know there's something wrong when he's winning headers in your penalty area.

And the failure of Davis and one other (Schneiderlin?) to make any sort of challenge on Sterling. You know there's something wrong when he's winning headers in your penalty area.

Glad to see he's got his head screwed on.

Glad to see he's got his head screwed on.

It wasn't a 'deliberate kick' though, was it?

It wasn't a 'deliberate kick' though, was it?

LOL Time well spent there.

LOL Time well spent there.