Whitey Grandad

This wouldn't happen in Qatar.

'Possibility of rain' stopped play.

Miles wide. We can't afford to throw away chances like that.

He's gone for the awful options.

I always thought he shaved his head so as to look cool.

I've always felt that we were a bit one-paced under MP. I'd like to see us mix things up a bit more often.

I'd be disappointed with Bruce.

I don't think the fans at Tottenham will put up with his patient posession-football build ups. They want swashbuckling all-out attacking.

Can't vote on Tapatalk

It's the same person. You never see them in the same room together.

Is that another scam? I had a quick look through the source text for the page and there seemed to be some odd third-party addresses in there but they may just be the agencies used by the club. I took the view that a significant number of our season ticket holders won't be registered for online trading anyway so I might as well let things take their natural course. I can't see what any scammer would gain apart from a few season tickets. Does the registration process involve giving card details?

The deadline isn't reached yet, is it?

It's not Roy's place to comment on club matters.

I had an email yesterday purporting to come from the club asking me to log in and update my details before they would send out my season tickets. Surely this must be a scam?

Radar

How does that sit with the 'Pompey get anther £1m if Glen Johnson wins the Premier League'?

No, it just needs some players.

Whatever the list says they'll all be changed for the great god of TV

Quite so. The best thing to do is to ignore everything about him. Don't even comment about... Oh.

I've just accepted a better offer from Tottenham.

Brings a new meaning to the word bunk'er.

Me too. I can't recall any other player being referred to in connection with their club. Maybe I wasn't listening.

Doesn't one play on the right and the other on the left?

^ Thus