Whitey Grandad

This season will be remembered for this one match.

What the f*** is wrong with our players today. Now Shaw has caught it too.

Other clubs manage it.

That was our chance.

This is cringingly embarrassingly awful.

Terrible cross from him.

This could set the tone for the rest of the season if we're not careful.

So what you're saying is... We are not capable of playing two games a week?

Maya waved him away.

Should never have been given the space, time and opportunity.

Maya and Jos could have cleared that. Win a tackle for Christ's sake!

FFS!

A shot!

You mean there's more of this crap???

Great God this is an awful game.

Not much of a crowd. Are they just the cleaning staff?

A great gentleman and a great statue.

http://www.alainrobert.com

For some reason that reminds me of this: http://web.archive.org/web/20080104161307/http://www.nasm.si.edu/research/aero/aircraft/focke_achgelis.htm 'Should the U-boat came under attack and need to 'crash' dive, the pilot pulled a large red lever above the seat. This started a chain of events designed to save the submarine without sacrificing the pilot. The towline disconnected from the aircraft, freeing the submarine to dive immediately, and the spinning rotor simultaneously departed from the airframe rotor mast. As the rotors flew up and away, they pulled a cable that deployed the pilot's parachute. When parachute blossomed, the pilot popped his seat harness and the remainder of the gyrocopter fell into the sea. After the submarine evaded the threat, it could return to the surface to pick up the pilot. If time and circumstances permitted, the pilot could release the towline without triggering the entire emergency sequence. The flyer could then ditch his Fa 330 near the submarine, or attempt to land back aboard the ship. The type of threat and the speed of its approach dictated the pilot's actions.'

Oops.

'Not proven' is a verdict that is only possible in Scotland. In England you're either guilty or you're not.

Exactly.

We've had plenty of one-footed players.

Pillocks. What's the point? But I do have the greatest admiration for those that put all that stuff up there.

Ooh, very subtle.