Whitey Grandad

The old Bolton Stadium at Burnden Park had a supermarket built in one corner that blocked your view, if you were lucky.

Five months, it says, at that stage she would only look slightly fat at the most. I've had to sit on the floor and I'm a white-haired sad old git but I didn't complain that no pregnant women stood up and offered me their seat.

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Does that include players purchased?

Money is no object and you'll suck up anything when you're clutching at straws.

Whenever there's a spare slot in my schedule.

If a girl asks you for a double entendre then give her one.

I can second that the second that I saw it for the second time when I was seconded to look after him.

Very disappointing. Why would she need a bra if she's weightless?

Me neither. Those who like it, please fill your boots.

Hmm.. Ravishing. Cook Islands it is then.

Do you think they did it now that Cortese's gone? Nah, they wouldn't, would they?

'Document not available for viewing at this time' ?

LOL I think she lives down Portsea way, at least my grandma told me to watch out for her.

Yeah, and I bet you like skydiving and eating raw blowfish too.

Might be for the best.

Was that before last Saturday?

So where do the visiting team play?

That's exactly his responsibility.

Oh, I don't know. I always find you get more sense that way.

Yes, I've just read it too. Extremely disturbing but I suspect that you would struggle to find anybody outside football who cares about it.

What on earth does that previous post have to do with the latter?

Proves nothing. But it does increase your chances of progressing.

That's like saying that Weather Change lies behind changes in the weather.

The same time as McDonalds.