Whitey Grandad

Something needs to change. In this case 'human rights' should not apply.

That's where the word 'bunker' comes from.

I don't think I've seen that show. Any good? Or was that your stage name?

Nothing to do with too many people then?

No need to apologise to a sad old git like me. :-)

Sunderland v Swansea is on Sky, if anybody cares.

Technically it's libel if it's written and not spoken. (Don't you just love a good pedant?)

They all look a bit gormless to me. I can't imagine any of them being quicker than a Kwikfit fitter.

Irrelevant how productive they are. We are grossly overcrowded already and squeezing any more in will make us all less productive.

I think there should be more questions on grammar.

If he's not playing then I shan't miss him.

I thought that was just the gift-wrapping?

I think I could swallow my vomit.

Bit of a mess, though, and where are all the cushions?

Oh no. My son will be 40 next Christmas and my daughter is 36. Between them we have seven grandchildren from six months to fourteen. They are what make life worthwhile. My wife and I met in1966 when we were both sixteen and we have been married for over 42 years and we can look back over our lives with quiet satisfaction at the way they have been brought up and wonder at how quickly it all went. Enjoy every moment, good and bad, and soon you realise that your own mum and dad were right after all. Who was it who said: 'By the time I realised my dad was right, I had a son telling me that I was wrong'?

Which make did you get?

Rosie types it for him.

Only a brave man refuses a gift from the gods. I'll distract the one on the left whilst you sort out the other. Alpine_Saint will help you deal with the inevitable guilt.

Darren Potter. Just seen him score for MK Dons.

At least it saved the Police the trouble of shooting him.

Kanchelskis. Olivier Bernard.

"For all those who take the sword will perish by the sword" He was asking for trouble. He took a gun (or replica) with him in order to instil fear in those he confronted and that fear has led to his death. Divine retribution, some would call it.

He's obviously never been to Liverpool.

You can have similar problems here. If you don't follow the correct procedure the dismissal is automatically unfair.

Helium?