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Send me.

Get her to wash the slice first.

Does anyone have any spare? We always used to get dozens of these at christams, even last year we had a 'scratch and sniff' one which if you were lucky you got the honey as opposed to the mackerel head. And we had a 'wet to reveal' one which was disgusting as all the customers and staff used to lick the pants off the birds to reveal their snatch. The amount of saliva on that calendar was horrible. And this year we have one vintage car one and a bloody wild flower one. Poor show. PM me if you have any naked lady ones I can have.

White terry towling socks or yellow bart simpson ones with my black sta-press ?

Do they still sell swastika mugs?

I hate butter & margerine full stop.

McDonalds Kentucky Fried Chicken Pizza Hut Burger King M&S Sarnie Fish & Chips

Sky ch122 Virgin 1 +1 10.00pm tonight Car sha99ers. MECHAPHILES

Hey precious.

I use salmon paste to attract the pigeons.

That last photo looked like my knob after 2 weeks in Turkey.

Did it work for you two??

We need a cancer forum.

Where were you when you were sh;t?

I am looking for a new handle on ebay. As I have been trading on there for 9 years now, the name chickenpussypizza doesn't seem to go down to well when trading through work. Any ideas for new names that havn't been taken?

off the blade of a Bucks' machete, If you're south of the border, You're well out of order and you'll die at the hands of the yetti ! ! ! Who's going monday night ?

B0ll0cks!

Are you in Thailand? The land of smiles, that is until you get caught with something in your baggage, or more likely planted there. If so where?

Krakow?

I'm looking for some great ideas for a mate of mine who has a 40th birthday. Looking at going away for a weekend of fun & games, any ideas?? Birthday is in may and want to get things planned etc.

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I feel sorry for OJ, he is a good chap and a great actor. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cnv7SH1BXdc

You arn't allowed to kill anything on a sunday unless it is vermin, it is a very old law.

Pompey singing, 'were al goin on a europeen tore'. sang in a plastic ****ney accent.

I bet there isn't one Volkswagon in pompey this morning that isnt sh;tting itself, for fear of a broken wing mirror or window.