Crab Lungs

Absolutely this.

Mitrovic anytime would be a good bet right now.

A composed, strong, mindful midfielder would go a long, long way to addressing our current problem(s), not loads of players that go 1000mph

I never want to see Matt Targett in a Saints shirt again.

What's Dan Harding up to?

Terrible terrible left-back.

Gotta be Reed for this half.... Has to be

That's what I've seen. He's been playing centre half and left-back in the first half, poor bugger.

Yeah, the positioning has been horrendous

This is exactly why I've been saying we need a Toby and Morgan replacement... or we'll be in for a few smashings this year.

Didn't just for the goal either, but the whole game. Yoshida's been covering his ineptitude.

Is it me, or is Targett utterly f()cking ****?

I reloaded Vdubt25 and it worked, though the game isn's listed on there... well, not yet, anyway

I really, really don't rate Stones. He might develop, but he really isn't that good. I can only hope VVD is actually better than that

Poor old bucket rattlers. Nevermind. Que sera and all that.

The left back too, Amavi. Only seen a few minutes of these guys obviously, but Sherwood's made some useful signings by the looks of things. Bournemouth will be the Blackpool of 2010

Idrissa Gueye, i think, looks decent. Great save by Boruc.

Wow. Just heard the McInnes comment. I've no doubt he didn't mean it, my theory is that he's just a soft-as-sh1te porkster who likes a drink and is in all honesty, thoroughly scared of the audience of neanderthals - hence why he made those moronic comments in some kind of weird, vain attempt to pander to them. The fact it was also totally and despicably unprofessional and nasty is another matter altogether.

Not even halfway through that Fan's Forum, it's absolutely ridiculous. Players are apparently freezing when they play for Pompey, weighed down by the enormity of the occasion playing in front on "18-19,000 passionate fans". Additionally, apparently everywhere they go everyone wants to beat Pompey. It's real sick bucket stuff. McInnes is utterly classless which, ironically, suits the knuckle-dragging, delusional, sister-bothering, cretinous weirdos to a tee. F()ck me listening to that really does re-ignite your hatred for them. Can only hope we play them at somepoint soon.

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Kelv is a top, top man.

None. And anyone having worked for them will know that too. Terrible.

Yoshida was excellent. Caulker, worrying. Stekeleburg, as I said ages ago, miles better than Forster, he'll prove that this season. Still need a solid, polished centre half and for me, another centre mid to help wanyama out in the more difficult games.

It's obvious what you're implying - that he's not good enough. Don't expect you to admit that you're wrong though, ever.