Crab Lungs

None. And anyone having worked for them will know that too. Terrible.

Yoshida was excellent. Caulker, worrying. Stekeleburg, as I said ages ago, miles better than Forster, he'll prove that this season. Still need a solid, polished centre half and for me, another centre mid to help wanyama out in the more difficult games.

It's obvious what you're implying - that he's not good enough. Don't expect you to admit that you're wrong though, ever.

It appears he's not answering that because, surprise, he's wrong

Yes Defo about the merlin sticker album

Massively different type of game.

That it way too weak

Stekelenburg Cedric Fonte Yoshida Targett Wanyama Reed Davis Tadic Pelle Mane Gazzaniga, Caulker, Martina, Clasie, Long, Juanmi, Rodriguez.

FWIW, here's my window must-haves; To fill the Alderweireld-shaped hole... (one from) Balls out: Aleksandar Dragovic, £11m, Nicolas N'Koulou, £9.1m (both left-sided CB's) Cheaper alternative: Rami Gershon, £3m, (another left-sided CB, very rugged, unpolished though) To fill the Morgan-shaped hole...(one from) Balls out: Grzegorz Krychowiak, £20m, Maxine Gonalons, £14m Cheaper alternative: Alex Song, £7m (though probably not with the wages involved), Mile Jedinak, £8m A little something extra... Also someone I think would suit our style of play is Ki at Swansea. Would be a great little squad player if we could get him. That said, so would have Jack Cork. If you had £30m to strengthen the squad before the window closes, who would you (realistically) attempt to sign and in what positions do you think we're lacking in?

A goal made in Southampton in the Comm Shield (Walcott to Chamberlain)

In that case then we should have gone balls out for him as soon as those terms expired then. Doesn't matter now, we got caulker, which is okish

I think we dropped a bollock with that one, not Toby. Should have gone all out in January.

Can I get a twix and two panda pop cherry drinks if I bring a friend?

Taraabt and Osvaldo. Wow, Benfica want to regress into anarchy then. If that happens, they'll finish way behind Sporting and Porto.

Henry winters team for 2018 lmfao

maksim shatskikh for me.

That should not be allowed in our capital city. That's ridiculous.

Is it worth asking our resident Dutch members how Koeman will use Clasie and what he did with him at Feyenoord? I'd be interested to find out, especially considering he's a bit different to Schneiderlin

Watford Bournemouth Leicester M'boro Reading Hull/burnley Brum will have a much improved season

Agreed, we won't... but if we stay in this league, a nice healthy top up of TV cash will wing it's way to us over the course of 12 months

Mlg is an utter melt

He looks thrilled to be there

Absolutely horrific defending for the fourth. I almost copped watching that.

Exactly what I thought when I wrote it. They genuinely don't have a clue whats happening, The Mirror and Sky Sports. We're still in for him & tryin.