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Hahaha. But seriously, Forster doesn't have his command, presence and if you ever watch any Forster highlight, he's a more "in the way of the shot because I'm massive" goalkeeper, not because he's actually read the situation and reacted to it. Well, as long as it doesn't go in I suppose...

Depends on how seriously you took my comment. Plenty of people on here like to perceive it how they want to, then, at later stages, use it as some sort of weird bullying interweb stick to beat you with.

Yeah I honestly believe that, as I'm often mocked about on here. Stekelenburg is by far the more complete goalkeeper who doesn't share any of the weaknesses Forster has.

Miles better than Forster, as he'll prove this season.

Goddamn haha cheers

The9 I have some homework for you. Any chance you could work out the likely qualifiers and from there on, the likely pots of teams that'll be assigned? Might get a rough idea of who we might face if we get through

Do you ever get bored?

What a load of f()cking t0ss. People went to war from Southampton, Preston, Gibraltar, India... don't see Sachin Tendulkar daubing the walls of the stadium in Kochi reminding them of the absolute thousands who fought for the empire... Oh and if that isn't sick inducing enough, it wasn't even Alan Ball's actual quote;

In fact, this probably sums him up nicely... watch all of it and you'll get the idea! [video=youtube;_9-q56Y3JO8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9-q56Y3JO8

Oh god no, mine would Dragovic and Gonalons. Maybe also a cheeky £2.5m bid for Lovren on the penultimate day to the window closing, and as Dejan's head gets closer to Southampton as the bid goes up and up, pull out. Don't think VVD will be quite good enough for where we want to be but that said, Wanyama developed well, so... The CDM at Sevilla I mentioned above I've never seen play so I can't comment on him but Gonalons I have... good, combative, hardworking midfielder, can pass, very composed, chips in with a couple of goals every now and then... sound like anyone familiar?!?

Think I'll just reiterate this again. That said, looks like my choice of CB won't be happening.

Absolutely this.

Mitrovic anytime would be a good bet right now.

A composed, strong, mindful midfielder would go a long, long way to addressing our current problem(s), not loads of players that go 1000mph

I never want to see Matt Targett in a Saints shirt again.

What's Dan Harding up to?

Terrible terrible left-back.

Gotta be Reed for this half.... Has to be

That's what I've seen. He's been playing centre half and left-back in the first half, poor bugger.

Yeah, the positioning has been horrendous

This is exactly why I've been saying we need a Toby and Morgan replacement... or we'll be in for a few smashings this year.

Didn't just for the goal either, but the whole game. Yoshida's been covering his ineptitude.

Is it me, or is Targett utterly f()cking ****?

I reloaded Vdubt25 and it worked, though the game isn's listed on there... well, not yet, anyway

I really, really don't rate Stones. He might develop, but he really isn't that good. I can only hope VVD is actually better than that