Crab Lungs

Ok ok fair enough that was funny There's been a precedent for this kind of toxic behaviour before, I'm sure

Incoming... More scandals to be revealed... I suspect strong pressure from sponsors too

There is no way he'd leave if no one had anything on him. Someone's been singing like a canary I expect

he's gone

I thought he was a Nandos man

This. Someone has to lead the walk out though... will take balls, but the moment the big boys pull out of it, everything else will follow. Other nations, sponsors etc. Please, please, can we do this...

There is no way FIFA are going to get away with this. No way. USA, USA, USA...

:lol::lol::lol:

I'd hate for him to go to that odious club but they're absolutely huge support-wise and it is an obvious step up in terms of profile etc, though marginal in terms of squad quality. His next step should be a top 4 club though... Not an aspiring one, a genuine top 4 club.

Loving this FBI presser. This is brilliant. Now go get Sepp as well, please. I bet there's a sh1tload of wrinkly, bent old f()ckers sweating right now

Give 'em both barrels, USA.

Ahahhahahahhahaha

I can't guarantee that, but I can almost certainly guarantee Mr Blatter's son is gonna get some heat

Gregorio doesn't know whether to get angry with reporters or cosy up to them... He sounds bipolar atm

Walter De Gregorio getting rattled Lots of British journalists going at them "Is it not the case that they damaged party is the billions of football fans?"

2 separate investigations going on. This is fantastic. Swiss going after the WC bids, the Yanks going after the launderers, racketeerers...

From the Conference. FIFA "started" this investigation last year. They lodged a complaint with the authorities. (Of course you did) FIFA "welcomes this process" and "cooperates fully" In this context, FIFA is "the damaged party", we are providing all the information. "We are happy" that this is happening. "FIFA is the one suffering in this". Basically, FIFA saying that they're squeaky clean and initiated this whole thing. Journo questions coming up

oops..

He's already worming his way around the FIFA members, trying to get a postponement. This obviously isn't good for him. Oh well.

What you said.... x 10,000

Fellaini, without doubt. Every game he pretty much gets away with assault... didn't at Hull though. I don't wish ill on any player but for him I always make an exception. A snide, sneaky bully... someone should properly stick one on him.

Documents seized at FIFA HQ. Awesome.

From the guardian