Crab Lungs

Watford Bournemouth Leicester M'boro Reading Hull/burnley Brum will have a much improved season

Agreed, we won't... but if we stay in this league, a nice healthy top up of TV cash will wing it's way to us over the course of 12 months

Mlg is an utter melt

He looks thrilled to be there

Absolutely horrific defending for the fourth. I almost copped watching that.

Exactly what I thought when I wrote it. They genuinely don't have a clue whats happening, The Mirror and Sky Sports. We're still in for him & tryin.

I heard that he's pretty much done but its got something to do with adidas and the new kit is the reason he hasn't been announced yet. Dunno, could be wrong :-/ Don't see why a new kit would stop them from signing someone, they signed depay after all

What do you reckon then, Batman. Is it gonna happen.. Are you.... CONFIDENT

They could shop me.... But I don't know who the hell was tipping them lol

Just reading an article on match fixing and it made me recall last season and that I was fortunate enough to get a tip off on a few matches that were supposedly fixed. They were right across the world footballing spectrum, from Hungary to Ecuador to the English championship. These were all from the same tipster allegedly and 9/14 tips came in. The markets were mostly halftime/full-time results and correct scores. In one instance, a correct score of 3-1 in a match happened when a penalty and terrible defending in the last ten minutes saw the score go from 2-0 to 3-1 and boom, correct score. Having seen the highlights it would appear that this game was a bit iffy but despite me happily cashing in the bet I did have a bit of a moral dilemma in a sense that I thought it was sad that the game I love could so easily be corrupted. Has anyone else ever been tipped anything for football matches that were supposedly fixed?

Bye Dani. Such a shame you're a moron

Who wants to post the photo or shall I ?

But being 20 and having a ridiculous PA is.

Well, it's about that time of the summer when some people's antics make others eyes water. If that makes sense.

I wanna hear more about his missus getting bummed by a Crewe player.

Because he's massive f()cknut

And that p1sses me off too, it does. If you went on Top 4 longevity, it was us, fourth, just. Its just a shame we tapered off in the end

We spent longer than any of those clubs in the top four and had a better goal difference... though they finished above us marginally, so it could be arguable that we had a better season and didn't deserve to finish behind Spurs, Liverpool. However, they finished with more points and that is sadly all that matters.

That's it.

For some people, I never will be... Keeping my counsel atm, just stuff on PMs!

I had privately.

Now, if I told you Fraser Forster was a L1 level GK, what would you say....

I do believe you owe me some ITK points, Batman... what did I tell ya? That'll be three on the trot... with another to follow hopefully!

You can play below your level for a number of reasons you stat weirdo. Likewise, you can play above your level and mug a living... case in point, Jordan Henderson.

Gary Roberts is a superb signing, easily Championship standard which would probably mean one thing... Championship wages Tommy Lee also is bloody excellent at L1 level, could probably do a job in the Premier League. That, of course, besides the fee, won't come cheap. So, to conclude... the junkie is jabbing himself with the needles again