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Quite fancy a trip to Almaty and quite fancy Kairat, seeing as I'm managing them to glory on FM15. Yagshemash.

My only concern is Butland tbh.

Looks like the Juan more is happening quicker than expected

As I've just changed

Arsenal v Crystal Palace Aston Villa v Newcastle Chelsea v Liverpool Everton v Leicester Man Utd v Watford Saints v Norwich Stoke v West Brom Sunderland v Man City Tottenham v Bournemouth West Ham v Swansea Just a guess... Maybe reverse Arsenal v Palace

Lol that'll be nice after my credibility battering last year. Could definitely benefit with Juan more soon, but this is why saints try and keep it as quiet as poss... Always competitors in the prem

Double insult to clyne... First Jones ahead of him, then Henderson gets played in his position ahead of him too. Hodgsons a t0sser. Utterly clueless

Done last night, Jordan Sibley will be tweeting soon I'm sure

No problem, decent article bud.

Final throes* ... I may be wrong though, sp?

Cheers Gem. Yeah, I'm sure if someone trawled the forum they'd find it! Irrespective, yeah, not ours any more.

Shearer was absolutely, undoubtedly world-class. Rooney is another level below him.

Bournemouth home or away, early August. Stoke home or away in October. Norwich at home in November, midweek. Chelsea in Jan/Feb. Sunderland away in April. Top 6 team to finish home or away for the last game.

And I'm pretty sure I've said it on this site, I've said it at some point in the past. Distant past. And I was shouted down then. Doesn't matter if he was L1 at the time or not, you could see he was a class.

Been saying for about 3-4 years Lallana and Wilshere playing close together would be sexual. Shame our national team manager has taken this long to figure that out.

Yes. He clearly didn't do his research... I think he used a Brit doctor, actually... and we don't have any good HT transplant surgeons in the country IMO.

Mugged a living from day dot in football. If you put in him the Conference he still wouldn't stand out - he's a very, very poor footballer. People can harp on about a couple of wonder goals he's scored - big deal; loads of players at all levels have scored beauties. His overall game and lack of ability is shocking. He can't pass, can shoot (a little) and never, ever, ever tackles... just runs alongside opponents. Good at fist pumping though.

whatever you do, don't take it

Not surprised about James Corden... For me, he's just the annoying fat bloke down the pub who thinks he's funny and laughs at his own jokes. Kinda guy who asks where you're going later that night and you tell him wherever you're not going on. Totally unfunny, very lucky he's got so far bring a talentless blob.

Here's my contribution Alesha Dixon, very friendly, nice, didn't even know who she was though at first :-/ John Gregory, nice chap Sean St. Ledger... didn't say anything, just had an air of superiority about him. Constant smirk. David Nugent... called me a scummer, ha.. but was friendly enough Jimmy Bullard, NUTS, as he appears to be but talks to everyone, friendly Calum Best... lovely chap, weird hearing his accent but uses very British phrases Bianca Gascoigne and entourage COMPLETE NOBBERS Piers Morgan... I know many won't believe this, but seemed a bloody decent chap Rick Parfitt Jr (does that count?), thoroughly lovely, suffered from Crohn's which made him ill a lot. There's more... when I remember

Oh, and it appears there is more. Blokes a w4nker, just as I thought

And Cork, too. And Roy played him behind Henderson and Milner

I don't know why but I've always thought he was a pr1ck. Seems he might well be.

Was a great interview, that...

Unless Stekelenburg keeps his place through good form.