Crab Lungs

Bye Dani. Such a shame you're a moron

Who wants to post the photo or shall I ?

But being 20 and having a ridiculous PA is.

Well, it's about that time of the summer when some people's antics make others eyes water. If that makes sense.

I wanna hear more about his missus getting bummed by a Crewe player.

Because he's massive f()cknut

And that p1sses me off too, it does. If you went on Top 4 longevity, it was us, fourth, just. Its just a shame we tapered off in the end

We spent longer than any of those clubs in the top four and had a better goal difference... though they finished above us marginally, so it could be arguable that we had a better season and didn't deserve to finish behind Spurs, Liverpool. However, they finished with more points and that is sadly all that matters.

That's it.

For some people, I never will be... Keeping my counsel atm, just stuff on PMs!

I had privately.

Now, if I told you Fraser Forster was a L1 level GK, what would you say....

I do believe you owe me some ITK points, Batman... what did I tell ya? That'll be three on the trot... with another to follow hopefully!

You can play below your level for a number of reasons you stat weirdo. Likewise, you can play above your level and mug a living... case in point, Jordan Henderson.

Gary Roberts is a superb signing, easily Championship standard which would probably mean one thing... Championship wages Tommy Lee also is bloody excellent at L1 level, could probably do a job in the Premier League. That, of course, besides the fee, won't come cheap. So, to conclude... the junkie is jabbing himself with the needles again

Quite fancy a trip to Almaty and quite fancy Kairat, seeing as I'm managing them to glory on FM15. Yagshemash.

My only concern is Butland tbh.

Looks like the Juan more is happening quicker than expected

As I've just changed

Arsenal v Crystal Palace Aston Villa v Newcastle Chelsea v Liverpool Everton v Leicester Man Utd v Watford Saints v Norwich Stoke v West Brom Sunderland v Man City Tottenham v Bournemouth West Ham v Swansea Just a guess... Maybe reverse Arsenal v Palace

Lol that'll be nice after my credibility battering last year. Could definitely benefit with Juan more soon, but this is why saints try and keep it as quiet as poss... Always competitors in the prem

Double insult to clyne... First Jones ahead of him, then Henderson gets played in his position ahead of him too. Hodgsons a t0sser. Utterly clueless

Done last night, Jordan Sibley will be tweeting soon I'm sure

No problem, decent article bud.

Final throes* ... I may be wrong though, sp?