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What a load of f()cking t0ss. People went to war from Southampton, Preston, Gibraltar, India... don't see Sachin Tendulkar daubing the walls of the stadium in Kochi reminding them of the absolute thousands who fought for the empire... Oh and if that isn't sick inducing enough, it wasn't even Alan Ball's actual quote;

In fact, this probably sums him up nicely... watch all of it and you'll get the idea! [video=youtube;_9-q56Y3JO8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9-q56Y3JO8

Oh god no, mine would Dragovic and Gonalons. Maybe also a cheeky £2.5m bid for Lovren on the penultimate day to the window closing, and as Dejan's head gets closer to Southampton as the bid goes up and up, pull out. Don't think VVD will be quite good enough for where we want to be but that said, Wanyama developed well, so... The CDM at Sevilla I mentioned above I've never seen play so I can't comment on him but Gonalons I have... good, combative, hardworking midfielder, can pass, very composed, chips in with a couple of goals every now and then... sound like anyone familiar?!?

Think I'll just reiterate this again. That said, looks like my choice of CB won't be happening.

Absolutely this.

Mitrovic anytime would be a good bet right now.

A composed, strong, mindful midfielder would go a long, long way to addressing our current problem(s), not loads of players that go 1000mph

I never want to see Matt Targett in a Saints shirt again.

What's Dan Harding up to?

Terrible terrible left-back.

Gotta be Reed for this half.... Has to be

That's what I've seen. He's been playing centre half and left-back in the first half, poor bugger.

Yeah, the positioning has been horrendous

This is exactly why I've been saying we need a Toby and Morgan replacement... or we'll be in for a few smashings this year.

Didn't just for the goal either, but the whole game. Yoshida's been covering his ineptitude.

Is it me, or is Targett utterly f()cking ****?

I reloaded Vdubt25 and it worked, though the game isn's listed on there... well, not yet, anyway

I really, really don't rate Stones. He might develop, but he really isn't that good. I can only hope VVD is actually better than that

Poor old bucket rattlers. Nevermind. Que sera and all that.

The left back too, Amavi. Only seen a few minutes of these guys obviously, but Sherwood's made some useful signings by the looks of things. Bournemouth will be the Blackpool of 2010

Idrissa Gueye, i think, looks decent. Great save by Boruc.

Wow. Just heard the McInnes comment. I've no doubt he didn't mean it, my theory is that he's just a soft-as-sh1te porkster who likes a drink and is in all honesty, thoroughly scared of the audience of neanderthals - hence why he made those moronic comments in some kind of weird, vain attempt to pander to them. The fact it was also totally and despicably unprofessional and nasty is another matter altogether.

Not even halfway through that Fan's Forum, it's absolutely ridiculous. Players are apparently freezing when they play for Pompey, weighed down by the enormity of the occasion playing in front on "18-19,000 passionate fans". Additionally, apparently everywhere they go everyone wants to beat Pompey. It's real sick bucket stuff. McInnes is utterly classless which, ironically, suits the knuckle-dragging, delusional, sister-bothering, cretinous weirdos to a tee. F()ck me listening to that really does re-ignite your hatred for them. Can only hope we play them at somepoint soon.

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Kelv is a top, top man.