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Schneiderlin's role is markedly different at United. It's very limited. Collect the ball deep, pass it. He's not playing an enforcer role like he did for us and at times, has been left woefully exposed by his midfield partner (mostly Fellaini is guilty of that). He's still an absolutely class footballer utilised disgustingly by an absolute worm-headed moron.

quick modernised mockup...

WTF is going on in this thread?

Horrible sh1t, Dale Stephens. Hopefully he''ll gave the same done to him. Get well soon, Gaston.

That's good cos he's a massively overrated c***

A good pre-season will help. For £4m, he's already been more value for money than a lot of buys previous to him.

It's genuinely pathetic. They really do think they've got a history, don't they? Next they'll be crowdfunding a glorious museum so people from every corner of the world can revel in this illustrious mammoth of a football club.

Only player they got that can do that. Clasie terrible in tracking and blocking AT

Daryl Janmaat

all these chances...

This. Won't be happy til we got three

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Steven Taylor :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

what a ****ing goal

Target Janmaat. He's the most w4nk right back I've seen in years.

co commentary from the great David Prutton http://streamendous.com/channel50.php

Can someone explain to me why we were pelting crosses into two of the most dominant and aerially comfortable centre halves in the league?

Some great suggestions on here recently; Bentley, Henry, Ziyech. :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

Kante will run rings round Romeu. Clasie to shadow him for me

Brussels airport shut down after shots, explosions and men shouting in Arabic this morning. Several confirmed dead and injured. Here we go again.

Jorge Sampaoli but I'd imagine he'll get some pretty big offers so I'd go for Marco Silva. Started the Sporting revival and now at Olympiakos. Good looking bugger too.

Just come back from Dortmund (went for the Mainz game at the weekend)... 82,000 in the Westfalenstadion is nothing compared to 16,000 faithful blues singing their hearts out, I'm sure. Bloody small-time german club.

Wouldn't want to touch Janmaat with a barge pole. Would rather play with 10 men. Terrible player. Wijnauldum though

There's the league one attributes sadly tonight

Felt like we were playing with 10 as soon as Pelle came on