Crab Lungs

Nope, it was just the most passionest doing the Icelandic chant without any breaks in the 'oooooooh-ing' ... Definitely not boos.

Joint top again. Only a point, but it was the bestest point in the world so it's worth 2 bonus points... It's just that the conniving, dastardly FA are unlikely to award them to bonus points as its not in the football association rule book.

Respectable top 8 finish Decent showing in the Europa Decent showing in the FA cup Don't care about League cup A home tie vs Skates in a cup More improvement from the youth sides performances, good showing in the JPT 2 wow signings before end of window Palatable football

Tbf, we've given away 23,000 season tickets to Syrian immigrants. It's a fact guv.

We haven't finished recruiting yet. Ziyech looks a steal, then again so did Sisto. Fingers crossed for Ziyech.

Agree, the first team does look a bit light but... We haven't finished recruiting yet

I'll quite happily say over PM but not on here.

They didn't PR the sh1t out of the Long, Bertrand, JWP, Forster deals... They just announce it when they're ready, which they'll do for JF and Tadic I'm sure. Wewill all find out soon enough

Nope, new improved.

Nope, it's not.

I'm getting a distinct whiff of Jack Schitt, hope I'm wrong.

Fonte has signed, 3 years

Alex McCarthy incoming then.

Rafa Silva has been in our radar for ages. CB, Thorpie... Tadic new contract offered as promised!

I think he means Jonathan Calleri.

Off you go little boy, go play with your Troy Deeney dolls.

I appreciate your kind words and the fact you no longer refer to me as a sh1t Rylan substitute. I understand that (and perhaps I didn't at the time) that on mongboards, reputation is everything and I went very close to destroying mine after my self-combustion episode in 2014. I can only hope my new, improved outlook will serve me in other walks of life, as you said.

Thorpie and CB are the people to rate my latest efforts, I think.

Tbf, I done that immediately. Good to see Guan rofl'ing at Jack Schitt and his source though.

That pile up is because of all the megastar footballers flying in to sign for Everton. First footballer based pile up at an airport in the country. I doff my hat to them. Another first.

Hodge Ahhh Berg. I guarantee it

If we buy well we will be ok

Someone get flightradar up... NOW.

ITV's commentary is absolutely perfectly aligned to the England national side in terms of quality.

Yep, one of the many reasons we are in a mess. Thing is, they don't ever go to the root of the problem, just bring in ridiculous half baked ideas and hope it works. We've been massively outnumbered for coaches for years... That should tell them something.