Crab Lungs

Just come back from Dortmund (went for the Mainz game at the weekend)... 82,000 in the Westfalenstadion is nothing compared to 16,000 faithful blues singing their hearts out, I'm sure. Bloody small-time german club.

Wouldn't want to touch Janmaat with a barge pole. Would rather play with 10 men. Terrible player. Wijnauldum though

There's the league one attributes sadly tonight

Felt like we were playing with 10 as soon as Pelle came on

What the actual fook

Seeing I'm now what could be considered a veteran, I might be up for this. Haven't kicked a ball in about 4 years tho!

Can someone, please, tell me the point in Jordan Henderson? He's so frustratingly ****e.

It's their year. Still joint top.

That was a yellow, right there from the fella who pulled down Romeu... but nothing.

He can barely keep up with play... joke.

http://www.streamsarena.eu/lsh/streamhd3.html decent quality stream if anyone needs one

Blimey, you're backing him to score?! I reckon he'll be a huge let down again. It'll be the usual crap from Hodgson.... and if all fit, something like; Hart, Baines, Clyne, Smalling, Cahill, Wilshere, Henderson, Welbeck, Rooney, Lallana, Sturridge. Left out will be the likes of Vardy, Kane, Chamberlain, Alli etc. All the exciting players who make things happen ditched for all the usual washed-up, overhyped rubbish he seems fond of. He'll probably find a way to shoehorn Gibbs and Jones in too, knowing him. W4nker.

That won't happen either, sadly. It'll be that absolutely useless c()nt Henderson doing nothing.

I actually renewed my SW subscription last night to comment on this (though it hasn't be activated yet!) as I just felt compelled to say the following; Well, I take it all back. That alone was one of the best goalkeeping performances I've ever seen. I think someone said on here or another thread that it reminded them of the Brad Friedel performance versus us for Blackburn, and I concur. Fraser Forster was absolutely incredible and four clean sheets in four games is an absolute tell-tale sign. He's come back better than ever... or maybe I didn't really give him credit for just how good he is. If ever a man deserved the title "The Great Wall", it was Fraser. Still in awe. Fair f()cking play.

Forster. F()cking hell.

I like Pelle but I don't think this is the game for him. With Mane and Long up top, it's a good "out", keeps the Gunners on their toes and we're quicker on the break without him.

I think I'm ready to admit that without Forster tonight, we'd be losing comfortably.

long shot but... anyone got a spare!?!

long shot but... anyone got a spare!?!

Roma (been once), Terek Grozny (won me a lot of money once and a quirky team to follow) and going to Dortmund in March, which I'm immensely looking forward to.

Disgustingly overrated and sh1t attitude. Obviously fancies himself as a big time player, yet only Stoke and Newcastle have bid for him. Big ahahahahaha.

Therein lies the problem. Probably has a few half-decent drills but all in all, not good enough.

Really? I heard the same.

Crook banned me from his Twitter just before Wanyama signed but not before he told me I didn't know what I was talking about. I just politely insinuated that he was talking rubbish and that Wanyama was signing. I'll always remember the hoards of Southampton fans who agreed with him and abused me

This is fantastic news absolutely brilliant