Crab Lungs

Please can we get this guy to sign another contract :-)

Best match day uncovered yet. Poor kelvin was choked up at the end. Felt so nostalgic seeing all those former players, too. Thanks to Kelv and all of them. What a journey.

He's a massive c*** and hopefully, one day, he'll fall from grace and end up sliding down the leagues. Absolute pr1ck

I am going to make that Lovren head an emoticon. Fantastic

Lee Holmes. Such potential :-(

Janmaat is one of the reasons why they were so bad. Terrible fullback.

Karma is still dishing out the blows. Loved that. Brilliant.

Absolutely beautiful

Could be a perfect day if Plymouth smash the Skates...

The players and staff have done their bit. Now the club need to back Ron. Give him whatever he wants personally and professionally to keep our players and stay.

Hahaha gutted West Ham. Ha ****ing ha you bunch of sh1tbags

A lot of scare stories about Ibra, people should watch the documentary about him. He calls out bull****ters and fakes, that's all. Hardly a Osvaldo, who was a certified nutter.

Such a shame. Poor old Brighton. Not.

Schneiderlin's role is markedly different at United. It's very limited. Collect the ball deep, pass it. He's not playing an enforcer role like he did for us and at times, has been left woefully exposed by his midfield partner (mostly Fellaini is guilty of that). He's still an absolutely class footballer utilised disgustingly by an absolute worm-headed moron.

quick modernised mockup...

WTF is going on in this thread?

Horrible sh1t, Dale Stephens. Hopefully he''ll gave the same done to him. Get well soon, Gaston.

That's good cos he's a massively overrated c***

A good pre-season will help. For £4m, he's already been more value for money than a lot of buys previous to him.

It's genuinely pathetic. They really do think they've got a history, don't they? Next they'll be crowdfunding a glorious museum so people from every corner of the world can revel in this illustrious mammoth of a football club.

Only player they got that can do that. Clasie terrible in tracking and blocking AT

Daryl Janmaat

all these chances...

This. Won't be happy til we got three