Crab Lungs

Gentlemen, you've brought this on yourself. Goodge Street. If any of you are wily enough to slide yourself out of this perilous predicament, then may I remind you that not many printed rulesets proffer many moves from here without causing a significant double-feint or the Stojanov reversal (1923, vers xii). I doff my cap pre-emptively, chaps.

That's the one. I think Kieran Richardson hit the bar as well.

It's been great watching NI, Wales and to a lesser extent, the Republic and a slightly resurgent Scotland. It's a shame they hate us but then again, I hate the England team too. And the manager. So f()ck it, gives me more teams to take an interest in if/when they qualify for the finals. Wales squad now is mightily impressive now, it has be said. Kudos to Coleman, too.

Anyone here remember that horrendous, snowy, freezing 0-0 at WBA under Redknapp? Ugghhhh, horrible memories of that place, always. Good balti/chicken place round there though, isn't there?

I'd say Wren are definitely our biggest competition and from what I can tell, very comparable quality. I've not had much dealing with them but of the companies we hear of the most, it's usually Wren. I've seen their products though, and they are pretty good. (speaking impartially, of course). It's always quite interesting to hear other people's opinions on what I term as a competitor and find out their experiences as it good for us to be on our toes when it comes to this business. Gruffalo, did you know of Howdens or consult with Howdens at all before deciding on Wren, just out of interest? Irrespective, enjoy your new kitchen!

Oh no I won't message you, apparently. Any chance I could send you a message, somehow, privately?

Ideally find a builder, though I can definitely recommend a couple of really, really good tradespeople who do an excellent job (I'm not supposed to recommend, but there are certain people who I trust implicitly). Ah, sod it. I'll message you!

I'll have a message u in a moment mate ....

Chalk that one off my itk card batman

Incoming

Alex Crook is hammering F5 right now.

Take absolutely no notice of "Sky Sources". How many times....

Anyone remember the Celtic fans who travelled down to Blackburn to watch Stephen Crainey play? Top chaps.

Someone read the daily record sports section online then.

I made this a couple of weeks back...

I really wouldn't worry about what Sky Sports "sources" say. Besides, they can't even spell his name on their own website "Van Dyk"... wtf

Van gaal is a useless manager, the agent is spot on, and fair play to him

No Henderson? That means we'll be miles better off when we play. Bloke is absolute sh1te.

Played like a slow-motion Schneiderlin but done very well today, dovetailing with a deep-lying Ward-Prowse (who, incidentally, had his best game in a Saints shirt in a deeper position, moving the ball the quickly and accurately; something he should have been doing since seasons past). Good performance, my only concern is that if he doesn't get to a tackle in time he either (a) ends up with a yellow card or (b) gets completely done and is too slow to recover the situation. Promising signs though. Good range of passing, too.

Haha, oh yeah, I forgot about that... Hope everything's ok with your kitchen and you're doing well, Um. OK, well, I'd be more than happy to pass my contact on when you're nearer the time if you wanted to come down to the showroom and see what we do

FWIW, http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?54630-Virgil-Van-Dijk-Transfer-Rumours&p=2241451#post2241451

At least if they're in Luton they can hook up with some of their EDL pals

OK, I don't quite know what to say about this.

Jonny Evans, not a bad signing that tbf.