Crab Lungs

Said Rowett a while ago. Sampaoli would be incredible. Macro Silva a good shout too.

Rotten.

Btw... The board should acknowledge they've recruited crap and properly back Koeman. If that doesn't work then go another route but he really wasn't backed properly in the summer.

Same here about Adkins. Beautiful patterns of play. Given a half decent squad of attacking players and he'd produce a helluva an exciting team to watch. I remember everyone masturbating over the 0-0 v Everton in Poch's first game and I said on here I wasn't that impressed at all, seemed like we'd lost our fizz. Poch's style, obviously, wasn't as exciting in an attacking sense but more in a defensive way... But I missed the Adkins triangles!

Caulker. WTF. Utterly terrible. Embarrassing.

That did amuse me, I love that they actually named them as well. If I read it right though, doesn't it say 30m euros? :scared: I assume we made Dejan Lovren a non-refundable purchase then

James Corden, a million times over. Just the unfunny fat bloke down the pub who everyone tries to avoid.

I see the Old Wykehamists won 5-0 against Uxbridge. Get in.

And there he is.

I reckon it's like watching a League One keeper sometimes, yes. Potential? He's 27, I don't think he'll get much better if I'm honest as he's now entering his prime but still struggles with a lot of the basics; whereas Stekelenburg is far, far more polished and could do everything that Forster can't do and do it well. For me, there's better Championship keepers than Forster; Marshall, Heaton, McGregor, Smithies, Martin etc...

Errr, I did say those things AND I did mention that the defence also had to take a huge amount of credit, not just Forster. Check the posts. I'm not going to gracefully back down either... Why? Because I genuinely don't think he's very good.

Which is what I was saying last season to the Forster lovers, but apparently it had little to do with the defence. How things have changed, then,

I'd argue it, obviously...though The9 has pretty much comprehensively summed up my views above so I won't regurgitate it. If we're going on stats, Stekelenburg has the joint highest clean sheets total fwiw

I really wouldn't read too much into those stats, especially if you look back at all the goals that we've conceded this season - you won't find much wrong with Stekelenburg's contributions. Streets ahead of FF and our defence looks far more assured and comfortable with him between the posts.

He didn't get booked at all during the entirety of that video. Well done, Oriol! tbf to him, fair play to making the vid and taking an interest... fkkin boring city though, Oriol!

Lvg totally mismanaging his resources again. Terrible coach

They are f()cking horrendous, if we go up one or two gears we should smash them. I fear that they'll score though, and we will race around, equalise, then waste a bucketload of chances to win.

Harrison Reed, not Romeu for me. Romeu will probably play though, pick up a booking in the first twenty minutes for being a slow-motion Schneiderlin and then get subbed off for JWP at half-time. Reed done a brilliant job at Toon last year and I reckon him, Clasie and van Dijk could pretty much dominate that midfield. That said, that would mean we would have to start Yoshida alongside Fonte. **** it, I'd take the risk. ---------------------------------Stekelenburg -Bertrand---------------Fonte-------------------Yoshida---------------Cedric -------------------Clasie------------van Dijk-----------Reed -Tadic-------------------------------------------------------------------Mane ------------------------------------Pelle Subs; Davis, Caulker, S Davis, JWP, Romeu, Juanmi, Ramirez. (assuming Rodriguez, Long aren't fit)

I'm so glad you've still got a picture of that

What the actual f()ck

Don't care what they get up to, it's their private life. I reckon I know of one gay PL footballer (allegedly) and that's from a second-hand source... not that it matters tbh. They'll be some small-minded knobbers who'd go on and on and on and on about it and probably still chant but that's more down to them most likely being repressed sexually themselves more than anything. I think it'll be rough for the first couple who do come out but at least they'll be able to light the path for any others... hopefully, their won't be a big song-and-dance about it in fallout afterwards as well. That'll be annoying. The best thing that could happen is everyone goes "oh, him? oh ok then" and we all get on with our lives, even more so the player(s) coming out.

Clasie >>>>>>>>> Wijnaldum

Utterly useless 2nd half. Why the f()ck didn't we react? Everyone could see it coming at 2-0....

Vardy horrible chav c()nt