Crab Lungs

Fonte has signed, 3 years

Alex McCarthy incoming then.

Rafa Silva has been in our radar for ages. CB, Thorpie... Tadic new contract offered as promised!

I think he means Jonathan Calleri.

Off you go little boy, go play with your Troy Deeney dolls.

I appreciate your kind words and the fact you no longer refer to me as a sh1t Rylan substitute. I understand that (and perhaps I didn't at the time) that on mongboards, reputation is everything and I went very close to destroying mine after my self-combustion episode in 2014. I can only hope my new, improved outlook will serve me in other walks of life, as you said.

Thorpie and CB are the people to rate my latest efforts, I think.

Tbf, I done that immediately. Good to see Guan rofl'ing at Jack Schitt and his source though.

That pile up is because of all the megastar footballers flying in to sign for Everton. First footballer based pile up at an airport in the country. I doff my hat to them. Another first.

Hodge Ahhh Berg. I guarantee it

If we buy well we will be ok

Someone get flightradar up... NOW.

ITV's commentary is absolutely perfectly aligned to the England national side in terms of quality.

Yep, one of the many reasons we are in a mess. Thing is, they don't ever go to the root of the problem, just bring in ridiculous half baked ideas and hope it works. We've been massively outnumbered for coaches for years... That should tell them something.

Another one of those wishy-washy ideas, entirely not thought through and totally in complete hope that somehow, by doing this, we'll suddenly spring a dozen Ozil's, Draxler's and Gotze's. Our football needs a serious f()cking overhaul.

I'm always fair to those who I criticise and give them a chance of redemption

Championship. I've promoted him since the Arsenal away game.

Distinctly league one Sheffield United.

Gonna wind up at Toon

So you think we're producing enough good managers and coaches in this country, do you? Despite the fact even Iceland, Holland etc - far smaller countries have got swathes more certified coaches. So there's not a problem there? Call it guff all you want mush, but until the FA and Premier League can find common ground then we'll continue to produce dirge bottle job players and tournament performances. Changing the manager will do absolutely nothing. We had a superb manager in Capello, succeeded pretty much everywhere he went... Until England. We're also still behind technically as footballers too. If you've ever played a foreign team yourself you'd know that though.

As I posted around 2 years ago, the problems they need to sort out go deeper than just a change of manager http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?50744-Have-England-really-moved-on-from-2010&p=1975488#post1975488

Only Dave Watson left with a truly strong hairline. Concerned.

Rico Henry? Decent

3 years, 2 backroom staff, expect the obligatory show off the watch handshakey thingy photo soon then

One for CB Fry... Guy Menguel, Puel's assistant... Thoughts on his hair? He gives us a bit of hope for the forthcoming season I feel.