Crab Lungs

I hope that if Koeman does turn them down, we go over to their forum and gloat en mass. I was wrong to say we were being out of order to that Everton fan yesterday... F()ck it, it'll be funny flicking the bird to the blue bin dippers

Are you for real? There's Albania, Turkey, a host of Muslim French players in the tournament... I think they'll all be fine

Match the offer.

Ok I concur.. They're a bunch of c()nts [http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/koeman-should-sack-southampton-come-11422790

Fed by the club. Sounds like a stage managed exit is on the cards

Sorry, politely gave his opinion ... My mistake.

Bit of a w4nk response to the Evertonian who politely asked about Koeman. Seems we have as many morons on this forum as they do there's.

Hey Gem :-) Hope you're well too. Just don't want Koeman to go, only so many times you can change the ingredients before the soup gets sour...

They've always been full of sh1t tbf

One principle that should be adhered to is moving the ball quickly and effectively, forward when possible, when the opposition is down to ten. Space will open up somewhere. Instead we get that. I bet he mentions "we were working towards a clean sheet"

Saw El Tel the other day. He looked a bit frail :-(

Absolute beast of a player. Great range of passing. Would be a great signing... if in the realms of possibility.

Seems like a bit of "in before the cats out of the bag" thing. In other words, Ron ain't gonna sign but the club is telling us that they've done everything they can. Hope I'm wrong though, would love RoKo to commit for a longer term!

Jesus, we are a decent club... Why do players always want to leave us? M Any chance of retaining any of them?

That was an awesome read on how you came to be a Saint. I don't want to speak for everyone but I'm sure us lot could have a whip round to get you flights etc... And I'm absolutely sure we can find a ticket. Would be great if you could come over and see your team live :-)

Please can we get this guy to sign another contract :-)

Best match day uncovered yet. Poor kelvin was choked up at the end. Felt so nostalgic seeing all those former players, too. Thanks to Kelv and all of them. What a journey.

He's a massive c*** and hopefully, one day, he'll fall from grace and end up sliding down the leagues. Absolute pr1ck

I am going to make that Lovren head an emoticon. Fantastic

Lee Holmes. Such potential :-(

Janmaat is one of the reasons why they were so bad. Terrible fullback.

Karma is still dishing out the blows. Loved that. Brilliant.

Absolutely beautiful

Could be a perfect day if Plymouth smash the Skates...