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Figure of speech, not a 50/50 guess. Having said that, I didn't realise he immeasurable kudos you could get from pretending to be ITK on an Internet forum. I might try it sometime.

Nasri would be great be doesn't fit our profile, sadly. He'll also have little resale value and his wages would count us out of the running too. Whether he'd join us is another matter. Has loan move to Italy written all over him IMO

As I said, it's an affirmative 'yes' from me. I guess we'll find out soon enough

No indecision. I stand by what I said, which is clear. No muddles or riddles.

I love all this sh1t im getting. If I'm wrong so be it... But I don't think I will be.

Yup you Sussed it as well. Loads of supposition, vague regurgitation and bluster but nothing really said. Same writing style.

Does their delusion never end? Christ.

Nope, it was just the most passionest doing the Icelandic chant without any breaks in the 'oooooooh-ing' ... Definitely not boos.

Joint top again. Only a point, but it was the bestest point in the world so it's worth 2 bonus points... It's just that the conniving, dastardly FA are unlikely to award them to bonus points as its not in the football association rule book.

Respectable top 8 finish Decent showing in the Europa Decent showing in the FA cup Don't care about League cup A home tie vs Skates in a cup More improvement from the youth sides performances, good showing in the JPT 2 wow signings before end of window Palatable football

Tbf, we've given away 23,000 season tickets to Syrian immigrants. It's a fact guv.

We haven't finished recruiting yet. Ziyech looks a steal, then again so did Sisto. Fingers crossed for Ziyech.

Agree, the first team does look a bit light but... We haven't finished recruiting yet

I'll quite happily say over PM but not on here.

They didn't PR the sh1t out of the Long, Bertrand, JWP, Forster deals... They just announce it when they're ready, which they'll do for JF and Tadic I'm sure. Wewill all find out soon enough

Nope, new improved.

Nope, it's not.

I'm getting a distinct whiff of Jack Schitt, hope I'm wrong.

Fonte has signed, 3 years

Alex McCarthy incoming then.

Rafa Silva has been in our radar for ages. CB, Thorpie... Tadic new contract offered as promised!

I think he means Jonathan Calleri.

Off you go little boy, go play with your Troy Deeney dolls.

I appreciate your kind words and the fact you no longer refer to me as a sh1t Rylan substitute. I understand that (and perhaps I didn't at the time) that on mongboards, reputation is everything and I went very close to destroying mine after my self-combustion episode in 2014. I can only hope my new, improved outlook will serve me in other walks of life, as you said.