Crab Lungs

Did he ever smile? Didn't look like it... ah well, good luck Vegard...

The blokes an utter penis.

... as above, don't know where to put this but it's nice to see (as per usual, United fans) that people do recognise that we are striving to go places and no standstill and that our style of play is attracting neutral admirers. http://www.unitedlounge.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17031&p=528426 I'll try and find some more stuff is anyone interested in reading other teams reactions/opinions. Normally though, it's United fans who have a lot of good things to say about us though...

one last quick reminder what we're getting....;

Gone by October... and the new man will come in and have to deal with a QPR-esque sized squad. Could be a good outside bet for the bottom 3

Oh and we missed a huge trick here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO5qAFmx32I Signed for Inter... on a feckin free.

I've just seen Sunderland are near to completing a deal for Gino Peruzzi... f()ckers!

I'm not sure, but I'd imagine either Staplewood or the Uni?

He's next.

Him, Alex Crook etc... why on earth do people hang on their every word, I don't know. Plenty more credible posters on here.

http://uk.flightaware.com/live/flight/DLH2482/history/20130709/1715Z/EDDM/EGLL ?

I hope it's not too early to roll this out. Hello Everton, Cardiff....

And in more interesting news http://diasporamessenger.com/victor-wanyama-slams-kenyan-womensays-cover-up-and-cook/

Right on cue, it's Andrew Halford... Andrew ‏@andrew_halford 1m Wanyama has not signed you bunch of idiots

I think he's removed that comment about Wanyama now... can't see it...

If MLG wants to go stalk some of our potential summer signing's agents, he should try here

Poch and co wouldn't be meeting them at St. Mary's, I'm sure of that.

June 14th, but only played 20 mins...

Just to throw this out there... Valencia returned to training yesterday but Banega has "extended leave" until next week.

I was taking the p1ss.

Alex Crook hasn't confirmed anything, so I'd say Charles Paterson is off the scent, big time.

Big Vic will be a Saint.

I'm awaiting the latest news from on-the-pulse Alex Crook.

It's hard to when this forum gets overrun by retards.