Crab Lungs

Ffs come on saints hold on

Absolutely pooping it

I'm chain smoking now...

Artur "safe hands" Boruc

I'm not alone here, right.... Anyone else crapping it?

Hooiveld sooooooooo slow

Just like your cheating Pompey team eh

Not technically skate news but avb pwned saggy chops today

This all sounds very ominous....

Christ, this mongboard is getting infested.

Hello skate

If I get the opportunity over the next couple of days, I'm going to photoshop a calendar, defo.

Photoshop at the ready tonight

Nixon, IMO, is wrong.

Go one nil up, Boruc to keep us in the game(maybe even a penalty save) and then Guly to round Guzan in the 86th minutes and seal the victory, 2-0 :-o

We're all playing that game again. I think he'll be a Saint.

Meaningless lol. I guess outside the big 6 no one really does give a ****. Still, if we keep signing highly rated players, who knows if that'll change

Serie A clubs done their nuts in 90s and 00s.... Astori will be a Saint, I'm sure!

I don't know who you are but you're one of the funniest people I've ever not known

Looks like a mini Fellaini, plays like Eden Hazard... what's not to like!? I love being linked to these players, long gone are the Dany N'Guessan days, imagine him, Ramirez and Lallana :-o

Cagliari also had 2 players sent off.... Wonder if that'll impact

I really hope that was tongue in cheek, lol... maybe I'm just not very good at reading sarcasm any more because of all the bona-fide nutters on here

Has been the past few seasons as well. Since he left Chelsea, he's either been average or bad. Shame really.

Well, my humble opinion having seen him 6 or 7 times this year is that he's a bloody decent centre half. Obviously, English football's going to be a different test but with his talent, I think he'll be fine.

If we go for Djourou, we might as well bring in Djimi Traore as well for the defensive lolz.